Romance Novels at Borders
Recently, I had the most exquisite lunch experience with an old friend, Janette Lee (lotuspetals). She's in the category of your high school friends who scored nearly perfects (if not, perfects) on various SAT exams, AP exams, PSAT exams, everything exams, was in marching band AND orchestra AND Model UN AND 90 other activities, and was admitted to Amherst College (ranked #2 Liberal Arts College per usnews.com) She's basically my academic idol (hee hee) but the only unsnobby Ivy Leaguer one would never meet.
We traipsed upon The India Restaurantin Cerritos and servings after servings of Chicken Tikka Masala, Kheer, etc. I am officially addicted to this place, almost as good as the New India Grill on Westwood. I will be eating here weekly.
After spontaneously proclaiming, "What the HELL do they write in those tireless tomes of romance novels in the bookstores?!?!" we went to Border's and investigated the Romance Novel Phenomenon to see what literary merit they may have. (A failed project)
f*ing hilarious, you ARE reading correctly, "And The Bride Wore Plaid", I mean, of course, how much more indubitably seductive and alluring can you get?
yes... doing it on a PLAID SLEEPING bag...in the wilderness growl!!
see, Janette, I am guiltless of blackmail
YES, I love them SEXY TEX COWBOYS
!!!!1111
My poor friend fleeing.
I would commit suicide if I were a writer named "Merline Lovelace"
I thought it was absolutely BRILLIANT whover placed the bookshelf genres had the Romance section and the Religious Theology section facing each other.
"Sinfully Sexy" sandwiched between transcripts of the bible.
Janette lookingn at my Eurotrip pics album
Janette shopping Hello Kitty @ the Cerritos Mall
Colourful palettes at Prescriptives
The rampant motif = SCOTLAND.YEA BABY, YEA. DO ME ON PLAID, THEN FEED ME HAGGISH WHILE I RIP OFF YOUR KILT
Highlights:
HOT SEXY WRANGLER fo sho
From left to right, reads: "My Wicked Highlander", "My Shadow Warrior", "My Devilish Scotsman"
schweeeepy.... and I'm off...
We traipsed upon The India Restaurantin Cerritos and servings after servings of Chicken Tikka Masala, Kheer, etc. I am officially addicted to this place, almost as good as the New India Grill on Westwood. I will be eating here weekly.
After spontaneously proclaiming, "What the HELL do they write in those tireless tomes of romance novels in the bookstores?!?!" we went to Border's and investigated the Romance Novel Phenomenon to see what literary merit they may have. (A failed project)
f*ing hilarious, you ARE reading correctly, "And The Bride Wore Plaid", I mean, of course, how much more indubitably seductive and alluring can you get?
yes... doing it on a PLAID SLEEPING bag...in the wilderness growl!!
see, Janette, I am guiltless of blackmail
YES, I love them SEXY TEX COWBOYS
!!!!1111
My poor friend fleeing.
I would commit suicide if I were a writer named "Merline Lovelace"
I thought it was absolutely BRILLIANT whover placed the bookshelf genres had the Romance section and the Religious Theology section facing each other.
"Sinfully Sexy" sandwiched between transcripts of the bible.
Janette lookingn at my Eurotrip pics album
Janette shopping Hello Kitty @ the Cerritos Mall
Colourful palettes at Prescriptives
The rampant motif = SCOTLAND.YEA BABY, YEA. DO ME ON PLAID, THEN FEED ME HAGGISH WHILE I RIP OFF YOUR KILT
Highlights:
HOT SEXY WRANGLER fo sho
From left to right, reads: "My Wicked Highlander", "My Shadow Warrior", "My Devilish Scotsman"
schweeeepy.... and I'm off...