Your Carito has graduated from UCLA this year. One year in advance, so she can take a year off and work her butt off in some stupid minimum-wage job/internship, and sleep like a baby at Mummy and Daddy's house.
I ripped off my ugly graduation gown and flaunted my cucumber/mint green $189 babydoll dress.
This summer is going to be awesome! Filled with "Sex, Drugs, and Rock N' Roll", as they say.