Feb 27, 2004 00:30
Dear pResident Bush,
I'm writing to you today to explain that my country's failure to recognize my gay marriage is never going to stop me from buttfu*king my new husband. You are right in that some clarity must be brought to this issue of marriage, and I'm making it very clear to you now that I will remain free to choose my lovers regardless of gender, and to put it in your face that I will not be oppressed by you and your administration. Fucker.
Jon Graham
PS I'm not really gay...I just like a little cock now and then. Don't you?
PPS I'm actually kind of confused. Can you explain that bit about marriage again? Never mind, I'm going to go make some sweet love now.