Getting a Job

[spicetrader]

I promised myself that I wouldn't even think about work until after this weekend. That was unrealistic. I'm having a hard time still believing that I can be happy doing any job because all jobs are the same. You do something for X time in exchange for Y dollars. In my last job, I thought I was working for a superbly superb company that actually

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[mrnastey]

Don't do it man. Non-Profits suck in general.

[spicetrader]

what's the most evil legal thing I could possibly do?

[mrnastey]

Bounty hunter?

[mrnastey]

Episcople Bishop?

[spicetrader]

Ha! I'd get myself killed the first time out as bounty hunter. Bishop.... I don't think I have what it takes to put on that facade. What else?

[mrnastey]

Mom?

[spicetrader]

That's it!

I'll start a business called "Your Mom". You need someone to come over, clean up a bit, get some food for your bare cupboards, and berate you for never calling, never comming home to visit, living in a pigstye, no wonder you're not married yet, whatever happened to that nice girl you used to see....but you don't want to deal with your own mother. You pay me, and I send over someone perfect for the job. On the other side of page is my ad for my other business, "Clean Up Your Room!" She's lonely and bored since her son moved out on his own. She pays me and I'll grant her the privelage of whipping a young man into shape.

[mrnastey]

The danger is getting broken up as some sort of twisted sex ring. the whole Freudian-Oediple thing here is quite dangerous.