Fluff Post

[sphinxy_frolics]

I promose I will do a proper post soon, but for now I nabbed this from coloratura_diva.

1. Comment to this entry with a post you think would be totally out of character for me--something I'd never talk about, never discuss, never say, anything. It has to be completely out of character. (basically comment with a fake post that I would never write about or say

Comments

[faire_damsel]

Yes. I Couldn't Agree More! Orlando Bloom Is UGLY! ESPECIALLY As Legolas In Those STUPID *Lord Of The Rings* Films! They're Incredibly Over~Rated! Peter Jackson! WHAT A HACK! And Ugh! Hobbits With Hairy Feet? DISGUSTING! And Elves? WHATEVER! {LOL!}

[piepiepie]

*dies of laughter*

[faire_damsel]

*Chuckles*

[sphinxy_frolics]

:p

[sphinxy_frolics]

Aren't they just! Every single actor in that movie was hit with the ugly stick repeatedly. I honestly tried to find redeeming qualities. But no. Utter and useless waste of my time.

[faire_damsel]

*Bursts Into A Flurry Of Giggles* Then There's Billy Boyd! He's SOOOOOOO Not Cute! And That Scots Accent? Puts Me RIGHT Off!

[sphinxy_frolics]

I hear you there. Any British accent should be BANNED from being played in theatres. It makes me want to walk out of a movie as soon as I hear one. I think LOTR would have been improved had it been done with nice Texan accents.

And Billy Boyd! Do not get me started on him. He was the most annoying hobbit of all. So NOT cute.

*LMAO THis is too funny :P*

[faire_damsel]

Oh Yes! Texans! Or Some Lovely New Jersey Boys! *Fuggeddaboudit*! Speaking Of Annoying Brits.......What About That Scrawny, Redheaded Rupert Grint Kid From The Harry Potter Films? He's A Poster Boy For Sexual Abstinance Alright!

{Ok! OK! Even *I* Can't Go On With THAT Lie! LMAO! I <3 Rupert!}

[sphinxy_frolics]

The Potter boys are only marginally worse than the LOTR losers. They just make you want to strap on an abstinence belt don't they?

He's A Poster Boy For Sexual Abstinance Alright!

ROTFLMAO

[faire_damsel]

Oh Yes! A Big Metal Belt With A HUGE Lock! {LOL!} Forget Those Potter And LotR Losers! Let's Look At Some PRETTY Guys.......

Like TOM GREEN!

[sphinxy_frolics]

Aaaaah now we're talking. *licks lips* Mmmmmmmmmm

And you know who's also hawt? All those singerslike 50 cent and Eminem and Outkast. And their music is totally da bomb. Can you imagine having a rapper for a boyfriend? *melts*

[faire_damsel]

Rappers Are So Sexxay! And The Way They Treat Women! It Really Makes Me Hawt! {LOL!}