Auction follow-up

[spheresconfound]

*clears his throat*

I’ve been won by a typist in an auction. Specifically, I’ve been won by Angela, I think. I’m not exactly sure what this means. Do you, Angela? …at any rate, here I am.

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[asilvertear]

Mmm. It means I get to have my wicked way with you. *giggles*

No, actually, it means I get to torment you while locking Raphael in a closet, so he doesn't make that horrible emo face at me.

Did you know that Raphael and Gabriel have a daughter named after you?

[spheresconfound]

*silently wtfs, and is just a little bit scared worried*

Why is it necessary to lock Raphael in a closet?

Gabriel and Raphael have a daughter?!

[asilvertear]

*beams*

...So that he won't emo at me or try and stop me from tormenting you?

Yes, Mikey-baby, they do. *beams*

[spheresconfound]

...

........

*sits down, shocked* I never heard anything about this.

Typist: ... you're on the verge of breaking him, Ang.

[asilvertear]

...And they have a son named Mephistopheles.

In another dimension.

With voyeuristic intention.

-- Although I don't think they'd appreciate it if you watched.

Already? Daaamn, I'm good.

[spheresconfound]

*looks as relieved as... well, as a Michael finding out his boyfriend isn't cheating on him* Thank Him.

Typist: Angels are fragiler than fine china.

[asilvertear]

Actually, really, thank Roo and her desire for Raphael. Otherwise, Raphael and Gabriel definitely would be snogging in this dimension.

...Did you know that Carasel is pregnant?

It's kind of tragic, really. How do they hope to win?

[spheresconfound]

... er, I thank Roo, then. *looks slightly ill*

*beginning to expect surprising statements, and is not entirely sure if he believes them yet* No, I didn't.

Typist: I believe the answer you are looking for is "smitesmiterevolution."

[asilvertear]

*beams* You know, you look like my ex-semi-boyfriend. It's kind of weird to think of my angel snogging him.

...Well, he is. He and Saraquael are having twin girls.

Right. That. Everything makes sense.

[spheresconfound]

Then don't think of it.

... That's nice for them.

[asilvertear]

It's rather hard when you're one of his favorite topics of conversation. The only way to get him to shut up is to threaten him with I, Lucifer. Then he reads the Bible at me until I fall asleep or stop being mad at him.

...We have an interesting relationship.

Ooo, maybe they'll make you the godfather of one of them! :D

[spheresconfound]

*smiles, because Raphael is talking about him* Why do my typist and I have the only stable relationship in this place?

Isn't it sort of a contradiction in terms to have a godfather, if you're an angel?

[asilvertear]

You're cute. *giggles* Oh, no, our relationship is stable. It works for us. I don't usually stay mad at him long, and he was only mad at me that one time when I freaked out while we were watching Serenity and I ripped his feathers out -- coincidentally, those are the same feathers I won you with -- but I let him go off to Maryland to cuddle with and probably snog Gabriel, so he forgave me pretty quickly.

...Stop ruining my amusion with your logic, angel.

[spheresconfound]

Thank you? But I’m not supposed to be cute. I’m supposed to strike fear into the hearts of the wicked.

Please don’t talk about him and Gabriel. It upsets confuses me. And his feathers-- *shudders*

Typist: Did you just use the words "angel" and "logic" in conjunction?

[asilvertear]

I'm not wicked. Just human. 'sides, Raphael agrees with me. You're cute.

...But you're cute when you're confused! Really, the three of you should just have a threesome. And you could teach Carasel what Voyeurism means at the same time as he learns about Threesomes without actually experiencing them!

As for the feathers, I think I was more upset than he was.

...I think I did. Wow.

[spheresconfound]

*mild glare* Flattery's a segue into Pride, you know.

....

*smidgeon of Righteous Wrath(tm)* No. Threesomes.