DINOSAURS.
That's actually a huge lie. They're just ammonites and other crustaceans. But still I found some, real ones! Apparently the south coast of England, known as the Jurassic Coast contains the thickest concentration of this type of fossil in the world.
So you can guess that I'm now in Bournemouth, along the south coast of England... proper school hasn't begun yet. I've been writing a 12-page paper about Hittite art (which is supposedly what I went to Turkey for... ha) and it's pretty much shit from start to finish. Just give me the damn credits, guys, I did research, I even went to the British Library.
I was in Wales, by the way, for over a month, "working" on a holiday cottage/smallholding. Wales was incredibly beautiful and pastoral. I even learned how to pronounce the Welsh alphabet. And I know how to say "center," as in "tourist center" and "sports center," because there are centers of something or other everywhere.
There's a lot of meadowland and grass in the UK. And whenever I see all this lush grass I just want to lie down in it.