Hsimoorb tneulf kaeps I!
I haven't posted in a while. Here's some random shit!
-I hate The Goonies.
-Godzilla 2 is one of the greatest NES games ever.
-My mom's side of the family in needlessly loud. My Aunt Sharon is the loudest.
-"Zac the Rat" is, quite possibly, the greatest story on the subject of rat jam ever written.
-Including animated mucus people in your commercial doesn't make me want to buy your product.
-"You're going to embarrass me in front of my colleagues" isn't a good theme for a "You all need to work harder" speech.
-I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
-Arrested Development is a quality show.
-My Name Is Earl is a quality show.
-The Office is a quality show.
-Everybody Hates Chris is a quality show.
-Carnivale and Mystery Science Theater 3000 were quality shows until they were cancelled. I blame you for not watching them. If you watched them, you get a cookie.
-Utada Hikaru is the queen of J-Pop, hands down.
-Queen is the Utada Hikaru of A-Rock, hands down.
-Kingdom Hearts II is going to be the bee's knees.
-I'm tired.
-I still hate The Goonies.
-I spend more time watching cartoons than the majority of the children in the target audience do. Spongebob Squarepants, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Home Movies, Kaput and Zösky, Corneil and Bernie, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Angry Beavers, and Pokémon are among the greatest cartoons ever. At least six of those have stopped making new episodes. Again, I blame you.
-If push came to shove, I could take you.
-I'm bored.
If anyone wants to hook me up with a copy of Final Fantasy VIII, that'd be pretty nifty.
Above the law,
Kevin Vredevoogd
-I hate The Goonies.
-Godzilla 2 is one of the greatest NES games ever.
-My mom's side of the family in needlessly loud. My Aunt Sharon is the loudest.
-"Zac the Rat" is, quite possibly, the greatest story on the subject of rat jam ever written.
-Including animated mucus people in your commercial doesn't make me want to buy your product.
-"You're going to embarrass me in front of my colleagues" isn't a good theme for a "You all need to work harder" speech.
-I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats.
-Arrested Development is a quality show.
-My Name Is Earl is a quality show.
-The Office is a quality show.
-Everybody Hates Chris is a quality show.
-Carnivale and Mystery Science Theater 3000 were quality shows until they were cancelled. I blame you for not watching them. If you watched them, you get a cookie.
-Utada Hikaru is the queen of J-Pop, hands down.
-Queen is the Utada Hikaru of A-Rock, hands down.
-Kingdom Hearts II is going to be the bee's knees.
-I'm tired.
-I still hate The Goonies.
-I spend more time watching cartoons than the majority of the children in the target audience do. Spongebob Squarepants, The Fairly OddParents, Invader Zim, Home Movies, Kaput and Zösky, Corneil and Bernie, Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, The Tick, Angry Beavers, and Pokémon are among the greatest cartoons ever. At least six of those have stopped making new episodes. Again, I blame you.
-If push came to shove, I could take you.
-I'm bored.
If anyone wants to hook me up with a copy of Final Fantasy VIII, that'd be pretty nifty.
Above the law,
Kevin Vredevoogd