Jul 20, 2004 23:17
Ok, so I've given the Docopolous thing some more thought, and it seems like an awful lot of work and an awful lot of money.
You know what might be a more logical career for me to pursue? Professional Ramming.
Wait, wait. I do not mean ramming in a sexual sense, you pervs. You know on Cops how there's always a car chase and the Cops smash the bad guys cars into a wall?? I wanna be that guy. Except girl. Or maybe I could follow in my dad's footsteps and do demolition derbies. I'll pimp the Sable up with some ramming gear and we'd destroy all who crossed our path. Kinda like that time we showed that brown vans who's boss.
Or maybe I should write trashy romance novels. Or kids books. Or hallmark cards.
HELP! WHAT DO I BE!!!!!!!
Also..
ATTENTION ALL WHO READ THIS NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE!!
I wanna make the Ultimate Make Out Mix Tape. I would like each of you to tell me one song that is fun to make out to. OK? Ok.