what has that got to do with ???

Mar 09, 2006 14:57

Eggs.

In China.

What the FUCK are you talking about Amanda?

Eggsactly...

History of Violence is the WORST movie ever made. No, I'm serious. Who the hell gave this movie an oscar nomination. The acting sucks. The storyline sucks. o.k im being over dramatic there... there is NO FUCKING STORYLINE!!

Basically I had free tickets and it was not worth the fuel to the cinema. People actually left the cinema because it was so bad. Thank god I had great company (brendan) or I would have cried.

Volleyball was good. I think?? We lost when we should have won our team wasn't playing to well together. Oh and my arthritis was hurting. Why does that Taren guy think he is so hot with his serves. I mean its fucking social and he is slamming the ball at an arthritic chick and her nearly 50 mother. Like we fucking joined volleyball to increase your dick size?

Wow my mouth is FILTH today.

I woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out. Sat up quickly

"someone is there"
Brendan kind of murmered "no one is there"
"Someone is standing right there!!" I was freaking out and I swear I saw them walk backwards and lean against the window. I was awake for like 10 minutes and Brendan just went back to sleep.

Which reminded me of a line in History of violence where the guy was talking about a girlfriend who used to have crazy dreams and wake up and attack him in the middle of the night. That cracked me up cause I've done that to Brendan before. He has the scratches to prove it.

Eggs.
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