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HAPPY ALANIS MORISSETTE NIGHT EVERYONE EVERYWHERE!!!!
Keep in mind you need not even like Ms. Morissette's music to enjoy the festivities of Alanis Morissette night each year. All you need to do, is for 5 short hours each year, accept her into your heart and think about her, force yourself to listen to some songs, masturbate to a few pictures of her, allow all things Alanis to overcome your soul.
Its only fitting that we give a brief history of our lovely lady of this night, so that people can have a better understanding of the women we love, at least for now.
Alanis Theodore Morissette was born in 1943 in a swamp just 4 miles from Captain Hijack's Discount Liqour in Alberta, Canada. She was drawn to performing early in life, when even at the ripe age of 6 she would perform oral on her brother Mike Myers(Not the funny one from the movies, but rather that douche from Austin Powers). Often to the reception of a standing, and rather messy ovation. At the age of 13 she earned her spot amongst the cast of you Can't Do That On Television, where her mother was eaten alive by the wild dogs that guarded the gates to Nickelodeon studios. Despite her loss, she enjoyed a long stint on the show wich lasted from 1978-1994 ending only when she was knocked unconscious in a contract dispute over who would be playing Mr. Shidler that season, needless to say Les Lye won again.
Soon after leaving You Can't Do That On Television, Alanis thought it would be "totally cute" if she made an album, so she did, much to the joy of lesbians all over the world. And thats the story of our beloved Alanis.
WE LOVE YOU ALANIS! from the hours of 1am-6am each year on September 28th.
Keep in mind you need not even like Ms. Morissette's music to enjoy the festivities of Alanis Morissette night each year. All you need to do, is for 5 short hours each year, accept her into your heart and think about her, force yourself to listen to some songs, masturbate to a few pictures of her, allow all things Alanis to overcome your soul.
Its only fitting that we give a brief history of our lovely lady of this night, so that people can have a better understanding of the women we love, at least for now.
Alanis Theodore Morissette was born in 1943 in a swamp just 4 miles from Captain Hijack's Discount Liqour in Alberta, Canada. She was drawn to performing early in life, when even at the ripe age of 6 she would perform oral on her brother Mike Myers(Not the funny one from the movies, but rather that douche from Austin Powers). Often to the reception of a standing, and rather messy ovation. At the age of 13 she earned her spot amongst the cast of you Can't Do That On Television, where her mother was eaten alive by the wild dogs that guarded the gates to Nickelodeon studios. Despite her loss, she enjoyed a long stint on the show wich lasted from 1978-1994 ending only when she was knocked unconscious in a contract dispute over who would be playing Mr. Shidler that season, needless to say Les Lye won again.
Soon after leaving You Can't Do That On Television, Alanis thought it would be "totally cute" if she made an album, so she did, much to the joy of lesbians all over the world. And thats the story of our beloved Alanis.
WE LOVE YOU ALANIS! from the hours of 1am-6am each year on September 28th.