Introspective Retrospection
Anyone remember Mayim Bialik? She was pretty hot for an awkward looking little jewish boy.
Tonight im dressed up as a sexy prostitute. But a cheap sexy prostitute, like one from the white light district. You'd be surprised how sexy a body an octopus can have.
I really want to start designing penis shaped teething rings for infants. That would be really neat to me. Maybe S&M gear for babies too. As soon as I make these, I'll want to make a baby to model them too. How cute my little son will look in leather chaps and nipple tassles. Of couse I dont want a son, so as soon as he's done modeling, its down the garbage disposal with him.
We need to stop letting old people have any say in anything, especially important stuff like voting and running the country. They're withered old loins and brains are too set in antiquated values. They're scared of change and new ideas. I mean they're gonna die soon anyway, why should we give them the right to fuck up a world they're not gonna be in for much longer anyway. I say we take away the right to vote for anyone over 60. That, or kill them all and use their skin to make rugs and lamp shades. I'm shooting for the ladder, and knocking off the guy who was cleaning his gutter. Fuck that guy, he wasn't doing a very good job anyway.
Did I mention that I recently got my ear pierced? Cause I did. It makes me smile and I play with the safety pin constantly. I feel like a pirate with this piercing.
You know, after hearing a lot of these people talk about all the mysteries behind Kurt Cobains death and the possibly forged suicide note and the heroin. I think im finally convinced. Kurt killed Courtney. That shifty bastard. He swore he didn't have a gun. But Michelle and I knew better.
Tonight im dressed up as a sexy prostitute. But a cheap sexy prostitute, like one from the white light district. You'd be surprised how sexy a body an octopus can have.
I really want to start designing penis shaped teething rings for infants. That would be really neat to me. Maybe S&M gear for babies too. As soon as I make these, I'll want to make a baby to model them too. How cute my little son will look in leather chaps and nipple tassles. Of couse I dont want a son, so as soon as he's done modeling, its down the garbage disposal with him.
We need to stop letting old people have any say in anything, especially important stuff like voting and running the country. They're withered old loins and brains are too set in antiquated values. They're scared of change and new ideas. I mean they're gonna die soon anyway, why should we give them the right to fuck up a world they're not gonna be in for much longer anyway. I say we take away the right to vote for anyone over 60. That, or kill them all and use their skin to make rugs and lamp shades. I'm shooting for the ladder, and knocking off the guy who was cleaning his gutter. Fuck that guy, he wasn't doing a very good job anyway.
Did I mention that I recently got my ear pierced? Cause I did. It makes me smile and I play with the safety pin constantly. I feel like a pirate with this piercing.
You know, after hearing a lot of these people talk about all the mysteries behind Kurt Cobains death and the possibly forged suicide note and the heroin. I think im finally convinced. Kurt killed Courtney. That shifty bastard. He swore he didn't have a gun. But Michelle and I knew better.