A Family's Love Was a McDonald's Hamburger

Apr 10, 2008 16:32

... but is no more, for this wacky Christian guy.

What kind of parent feeds their kid fast food in this day and age when we all know that's garbage, anyway? If it took the Homosexual Agenda to get him to feed his kid more healthily, then I, speaking for homosexuals everywhere, will bear that burden if it means even just one childe has a salad instead of a Big Mac.

(as an adult, I feel free and informed enough to eat whatever fast food i choose, of course. Mmmm, a Spicy Baconator from Wendy's sounds goooooooood right now.)

Can you guess what my FAVORITE part of his diatribe is?

"My son and I often stop by McDonald's for a bite to eat after homeschool bowling on Fridays."

!!!

Homeschool PLUS bowling? PRICELESS.
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