OK,
this totally made me guffaw. I don't know what I would do in the same situation. Would I fall for it? I almost think I might, because I'd want so badly for it to be real.
Also pretty funny. In other news, I think that I have a psychic link with Michelle Malkin. I think she is my spiritual opposite and nemesis.
When I was obsessing about Johnny Weir,
so was she! I should go see a whitelighter/spiritual adviser about this.