Octave Mirbeau would deem me a goddamn genius...which isn't saying much.

[spen_lit]

So, I've learned a great deal of completely meaningless information about myself today:

1. Thanks to the University of Cambridge, I could move to London if I really wanted to endure the torture that is the UK.

2. Making a promise not to ever ingest anything parasitic is a virtual impossibility.

3. I can make Aussie Chicken without setting myself

Comments

[seltix]

1. bastard.

2. what about the flea-and-tick brownies?

3. "it's not cooked if there hasn't been a fire" is embroidered on your apron for a reason.

4. him too. now the rest of us drink just to cope.

5. if you have to talk about being a ninja, you aren't a ninja. duh.

[spen_lit]

Okay, should I go on with this one more time?

I will.

1. Exactly.

2. They're still not aware that I put fleas and ticks in their brownies. I can't wait till they find out.

3. I'm such a horrible cook - I don't even have an apron.

4. I'd like to pour alcohol on him and set him on fire.

5. That's exactly what I said, but my comment only inspired him to try and convince me even more.

[seltix]

maybe you should just invite bush into your kitchen when you're cooking him some brownies.

plus, you should look into getting dre into that hogwarts school if you go to cambridge. wizards trump ninjas.

[spen_lit]

I kinda like Harry Potter.

[seltix]

me too.

[spen_lit]

Thank God someone does.

[seltix]

we can read it when we wake up and find ourselves in bed together.

btw, what are you doing in bed with me when all those ball players are bouncing around your town?

[spen_lit]

I don't like ball players, and besides, you're much better looking than any of them.

You have to comment on the appropriate entry about the bed thing.

I'm sure we could discuss it for hours.

[seltix]

ok, i'll comment on our sleeping arrangements later.

as for now, you may want to check this out to help with that nasty ninja problem of yours.

[spen_lit]

I would totally be the pirate.

Arrrrrgh, me matey.

[seltix]

and i can be the fair maiden who you've captured and bedded...

whooops. wrong entry again.

well, i'm headed to bed for real, so if i wake up and you're there, i'll be most certain to document. otherwise, i'll start making inappropriate comments in the morning.

[spen_lit]

I'm so pleased that all of my entries can somehow become perverted.

It means that I'm doing my job as "the sexual goddess of all that is slendid and evil" very, very well.