Things you never wanted to know.....
I went to Bebe today.
While a woman was paying for her scarf, the idiot she was with picked up a blue thong and asked me what it was.
ME: "It's a thong. [You weird-ass motherfucker.]"
IDIOT: "Ooooooh, yeah! It's cool now to have your underwear showing."
Then he literally puffed up with pride and announced, "'Course, I don't wear underwear."
?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL WHO ASKED YOU?
Oh, and to all the self-involved dimwits who write me off as shy based on my unwillingness to have long, chummy conversations with you or even look at you longer than I absolutely have to - let me clarify. I'm not shy. I just silently dislike you and don't think it's conducive to specify my exact feelings on the matter.
Have a nice day, and uh... enjoy those blue thongs.
While a woman was paying for her scarf, the idiot she was with picked up a blue thong and asked me what it was.
ME: "It's a thong. [You weird-ass motherfucker.]"
IDIOT: "Ooooooh, yeah! It's cool now to have your underwear showing."
Then he literally puffed up with pride and announced, "'Course, I don't wear underwear."
?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WELL WHO ASKED YOU?
Oh, and to all the self-involved dimwits who write me off as shy based on my unwillingness to have long, chummy conversations with you or even look at you longer than I absolutely have to - let me clarify. I'm not shy. I just silently dislike you and don't think it's conducive to specify my exact feelings on the matter.
Have a nice day, and uh... enjoy those blue thongs.