The Big Movie Review: War of the Worlds

[spellwizard666]

War of the Worlds is the hit movie sensation that managed to sell out at least one movie theatre in Pittsburgh. I went to see the movie so I could write a review where I would have said, "I always wanted to know what Tom Cruise would be like if the world was taken over by aliens, and now I know, just like I now know what Tom Cruise would be like if he were a samauri, or a sports agent or some guy with long hair." I stood in line outside the theatre for 20 minutes before learning that the movie was sold out and my friend's grandpa is a cashier at a movie theatre. Anyway, the movie was sold out so I went to a bar where Irish Car Bombs were supposed to be $4.50, but they were $6.00, so I just had a couple beers. I saw some girl who I had sex with when I was 18 and then we left and walked to her apartment. We started watching The Pacifier because neither of us were sure why I was there. I was also unsure why a girl in her early twenties would have rented The Pacifier. From what I saw of it, I figured it was probably not quite as good as War of the Worlds, but better than Magnolia. I tried to make out with her and she kicked me out. That's it. I wanted to see War of the Worlds, but fuck, things happen.

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