My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
J K Rowling is killed by Professor Plum with an army of furious ghosts
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
J K Rowling kills Lucius Malfoy at number twelve Grimmauld Place
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she could do that, couldn't she?
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My Harry Potter Spoiler of Doom is:
J K Rowling is killed by Harry with the help of a small zombie bat
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