Today...o_O

[spellscaster]

We were in Mr. Smith's class and we were doing..Health..And we were talking about beer and stuff and he's all 'Yeah. And you can get so drunk that you would start laughing if someone said Banana.' and everyone in the class started laughing. xDDD It was sooo funny. Then me and Ally looked at each other and I'm all 'Wait...Sick. Banana?' xD It was

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[anonymous]

Once upon a time there has a young PORN STAR named PORN STAR #1. He was KISSING FUCKING in the STICKY forest when he met WET PORN STAR #2, a run-away RAPIST from the HOT Queen STRIPPER #2.

PORN STAR #1 could see that WET PORN STAR #2 was hungry so he reached into his BUCKET and give him his SCREAMING CUM. WET PORN STAR #2 was thankful for PORN STAR #1's CUM, so he told PORN STAR #1 a very MOANING story about Queen STRIPPER #2's daughter STRIPPER #1. How her mother, the HOT Queen STRIPPER #2, kept her locked away in a PLAYBOY MANSION protected by a gigantic GERBIL, because STRIPPER #1 was so SWEET.

PORN STAR #1 LICKED. He vowed to WET PORN STAR #2 the RAPIST that he would save the SWEET STRIPPER #1. He would HUMP the GERBIL, and take STRIPPER #1 far away from her eveil mother, the HOT Queen STRIPPER #2, and SUCK her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a LOUD WIND and WET PORN STAR #2 the RAPIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GERBIL from his story. HOT Queen STRIPPER #2 KISSED out from behind a VIBRATING DILDO and struck PORN STAR #1 dead. In the far off PLAYBOY MANSION you could hear a MOAN.

THE END.

[spellscaster]

Didn't work, Anon. u.u

o.0'''

[n_n_zero_n_n]

K i'd call you a stalker now.. u vert.