[ooc]

[spellhead]

Dear Jackass

Comments

[amesuishou]

[Zeroes in on "... unless they involve Ikuhara or Hayes in a bikini."]

...

Chauvinist.

[spellhead]

You don't know this guy! He doesn't have good ideas. Even something that narrowly defined probably ends with being eaten by a squid.

[amesuishou]

That sounds like a splendid idea.

[spellhead]

...you know what? Let's skip it. I'm just going to get indignant and then you'll laugh at it and then I'll try and jab back and you'll jab right back completely unconcerned while sipping tea or something.

It always goes the same way. So instead, I say this:

When did you become a Disney animated character?

[amesuishou]

I believe around the same time you became a wishy-washy vampire.

[spellhead]

...no tea?

[amesuishou]

I was saving it for a more stinging remark. You know. The one you tried to deny me.

[spellhead]

And instead you use it now. Well, uh.

Mission accomplished?

[amesuishou]

All better?

[spellhead]

...Yeah.

Huh. This conversation's going better than usual. No death threats. Minimal jabbing. Seems pleasant. So, how's the missus?

[amesuishou]

I'll kill you.

[spellhead]

That... wasn't an answer.

[amesuishou]

You are correct. Please, let me try again.

Jin is fine. And how about you? Is babysitting paying well?

[spellhead]

Not a penny. It's interesting, though.

[amesuishou]

That's cute. Do they call you "Eon-papa" and everything?

[spellhead]

"Shirtless Leader" and "Most Doomed Leader," actually.