House Quotes
Oh c'mon, you guys seriously need to watch this series. Hugh Laurie is love in it.
I bring you some snark. What's there not to love about House? XD
House: See that? They all assume I’m a patient because of this cane.
Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us.
House: I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor.
House: 12:52 PM Dr. House checks in, please write that down. Do you have cable TV here somewhere? General Hospital starts in 8 minutes.
Orange Guy: What’s that? What are you doing?
House: Painkillers.
Orange Guy: Oh, for you, for your leg.
House: No, ‘cause they’re yummy. You want one? It’ll make your back feel better
House: I’m Dr. House.
Rebecca: It’s good to meet you.
House: You’re being an idiot.
House: I go out there, I get assigned a kid with a runny nose. That’s 30 seconds looking at the nose, 25 minutes talking to a worried mom who won’t leave until she sure it’s not meningitis or a tumor.
House: Does your penis hurt?
Clinic Patient: No. What? Should it?
House: No, just thought I’d toss you a really inappropriate question.
House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I’m Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I’m one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Cuddy: Short, sweet. Grab a file.
House: This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital so, unfortunately, she’s much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I’m also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is here against his will. That is true, isn’t it? But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you’re particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin. It’s mine. You can’t have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? (None of the patients says anything) And who would rather wait for one of the other two doctors? (They all raise their hands) Okay, well, I’ll be in Exam Room 1 if you change your mind.
I bring you some snark. What's there not to love about House? XD
House: See that? They all assume I’m a patient because of this cane.
Wilson: So put on a white coat like the rest of us.
House: I don’t want them to think I’m a doctor.
House: 12:52 PM Dr. House checks in, please write that down. Do you have cable TV here somewhere? General Hospital starts in 8 minutes.
Orange Guy: What’s that? What are you doing?
House: Painkillers.
Orange Guy: Oh, for you, for your leg.
House: No, ‘cause they’re yummy. You want one? It’ll make your back feel better
House: I’m Dr. House.
Rebecca: It’s good to meet you.
House: You’re being an idiot.
House: I go out there, I get assigned a kid with a runny nose. That’s 30 seconds looking at the nose, 25 minutes talking to a worried mom who won’t leave until she sure it’s not meningitis or a tumor.
House: Does your penis hurt?
Clinic Patient: No. What? Should it?
House: No, just thought I’d toss you a really inappropriate question.
House: Hello, sick people and their loved ones! In the interest of saving time and avoiding a lot of boring chit-chat later, I’m Dr. Gregory House. You can call me Greg. I’m one of three doctors staffing this clinic this morning.
Cuddy: Short, sweet. Grab a file.
House: This ray of sunshine is Dr. Lisa Cuddy. Dr. Cuddy runs this whole hospital so, unfortunately, she’s much too busy to deal with you. I am a bored certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I’m also the only doctor currently employed at this clinic who is here against his will. That is true, isn’t it? But not to worry, because for most of you this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you’re particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this. This is Vicodin. It’s mine. You can’t have any. And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem. But who knows? Maybe I’m wrong. Maybe I’m too stoned to tell. So, who wants me? (None of the patients says anything) And who would rather wait for one of the other two doctors? (They all raise their hands) Okay, well, I’ll be in Exam Room 1 if you change your mind.