My only sorrow is that I can only kill him once

[spellatrix]

I AM GOING TO KILL THAT BASTARD. A lot.

Lucius, I apologize. But she was my sister before she was your wife. Dibs, I have them. MOVE.

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[riddledwithdoom]

Oh no you are not. If anyone is going to kill him, it's going to be me. And I'm not going to because I happen to like having him around. He's... useful. Not to mention entertaining. And good at following orders. And really, I think it's about time. Good for him.

[spellatrix]

NOT with MY sister! My sweet little baby sister ... YOU wouldn't understand.

[riddledwithdoom]

You're right. I don't understand. Why do you care?

Is it because you're jealous?

[spellatrix]

Jealous? JEALOUS? Were you hit on the head today? No. NO. I am not jealous. I AM FURIOUS. And I AM going to kill him. That is MY LITTLE BABY SISTER. >[

[riddledwithdoom]

Methinks thou dost protest to a suspicious degree.

And I already told you, you are not going to kill him. As a matter of fact, I order you to stay away from him.

Severus is mine.

[spellatrix]

....but....sir?

He...he...my little sister...my baby sister....

And you want me to just accept that?

That's too much to accept, even for you.

[riddledwithdoom]

I never said you had to accept anything. I only said you can't kill him.

Trust me, Bellatrix. I understand your desire for vengeance.

[spellatrix]

...../sighs

Very well. I shall just .... make him WISH I would kill him.

There.

[riddledwithdoom]

That's my Bella. /patpat

Just try to leave him in a useful condition. He's no good to me as a vegetable either.

[spellatrix]

I will try. I think I'll have better luck if he doesn't have much to say.

[riddledwithdoom]

Well then, you shouldn't have any trouble.

[spellatrix]

It shouldn't be an issue at all, sir. >[

[riddledwithdoom]

Good girl. *patpat*

[spellatrix]

........... *smirk*