Since everyone else is doing it.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I helped mmulberry see the light (8 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last month I turned stilesfan in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). In October I gave xmeggersx a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last week I committed genocide... Sorry about that, valpo_buri (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-4299 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
spell4yr