Sep 01, 2005 13:17
Ok so i had the P.A done yesterday morning ... it fucking hurt ... not suprising really, but oh my fucking god ... pain stopped and i had a bandage put round so my pants didnt stick to it ( it will bleed, though one of my mates does not think it should )
Well i went for a tattoo in the afternoon and then went home all the while trying to remain still because any movement i made hurt.
Got in and checked my member and all i can say is ... the shock that John Wayne Bobbit had must have been similar, what a bloody mess. Sat in the bath of salt and cleaned myself up more tentativly than you do your first child in their first bath ... the water discoloured and getting cold i step out and decide to remain naked and still while watching telly ... another bath then bed ... awoke with blood seeping through the bandage onto my bed and another masacre had taken place ... had another bath re wrapped and back to bed ... awoke this morning with a deep red ball of papier mashae ( i cant spell ) had a nother bath after removing what i could and then left for work ... walking hurt with every step and running is NOT an option ( my tattoo looked great and am really chuffed with it, tattoo goo is ace ) got on the bus to town then from there to work and felt ok. 3 hours in and im in the loo's checking myself as my legs wet ... bleeding again ... phoned the piercer ... ' yep thats normal and will continue for the next 24 hours aswell ... ... FUCK, if you want to get a rough idea of what women go through each month then this is the way to go ... personally i would have been satisfied with just giving her a hotwater bottle and gentle kisses before going to bed hoping she feels better.
Ill update daily for those thinking about having it done, though at the moment you should be put off, unless your very dodgy.