(no subject)
"You wanna go?"
"Yeah, sure."
"It's exit 105."
"We are...passing...113."
"Yay!"
...later...
"Okay, I've got the dildo. Do you want anything?"
"Nah, Im good."
"How about a cockring?"
"Um, sure."
"Alright!"
...later...
"This new lube is fantastic!"
"Im a bit preoccupied."
"The cockring won't fit."
"I told you, you're supposed to put it on BEFORE you get hard, dipshit."
"Fuck you."
...later...
"I got it on. Let's do this."
...later...
"Well, that was fun."
"That looks weird."
"Time to take it off..."
"Oh."
"Oh."
"That's not good."
"Yeah, that's definitely not good."
"Does it hurt?"
"No, but it's not something I wanna wait-and-see with."
"Who're you calling?"
"The doctor."
...later...
"It looks like it's just a hematoma beneath the skin. There looks to be no lasting damage to the corpus cavernosa, so you should be able to have intercourse in a couple of days. Any questions?"
"Nah, thanks doc."
LESSON: DO NOT USE STEEL COCKRINGS.
"Yeah, sure."
"It's exit 105."
"We are...passing...113."
"Yay!"
...later...
"Okay, I've got the dildo. Do you want anything?"
"Nah, Im good."
"How about a cockring?"
"Um, sure."
"Alright!"
...later...
"This new lube is fantastic!"
"Im a bit preoccupied."
"The cockring won't fit."
"I told you, you're supposed to put it on BEFORE you get hard, dipshit."
"Fuck you."
...later...
"I got it on. Let's do this."
...later...
"Well, that was fun."
"That looks weird."
"Time to take it off..."
"Oh."
"Oh."
"That's not good."
"Yeah, that's definitely not good."
"Does it hurt?"
"No, but it's not something I wanna wait-and-see with."
"Who're you calling?"
"The doctor."
...later...
"It looks like it's just a hematoma beneath the skin. There looks to be no lasting damage to the corpus cavernosa, so you should be able to have intercourse in a couple of days. Any questions?"
"Nah, thanks doc."
LESSON: DO NOT USE STEEL COCKRINGS.