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[speeing]

this is why i date her:



(1:17:01 AM) Kryzzzzz: dude..if you hadn't told him, he wouldn't have been able to blab it
(1:17:06 AM) Kryzzzzz: that's all on you
(1:17:08 AM) Me: I know
(1:17:11 AM) Kryzzzzz: and your bug dick
(1:17:15 AM) Kryzzzzz: AHH!!!
(1:17:18 AM) Me: BUG DICK
(1:17:18 AM) Kryzzzzz: NOT A BUG DICK!
(1:17:23 AM) Me: INSECT COCK
(1:17:26 AM) Me: ITS GOT LEEEGZ
(1:17:28 AM) Kryzzzzz: EW EW EW EW
(1:17:29 AM) Me: AND MANDIBLE
(1:17:30 AM) Me: S
(1:17:32 AM) Kryzzzzz: oh god stop
(1:17:36 AM) Kryzzzzz: ew ew ew ew ew
(1:17:36 AM) Me: A SHINY THORAX
(1:17:37 AM) Me: WITH WINGS
(1:17:42 AM) Me: EWWWW
(1:17:53 AM) Kryzzzzz: im not letting you put it in me ne more
(1:18:09 AM) Me: BECUASE IT WILL BORE A HOLE TO YOUR UTERUS AND LAY ITS EGGS IN IT
(1:18:10 AM) Me: EWWWW
(1:18:12 AM) Me: BUG DICK
(1:18:21 AM) Kryzzzzz: grrroooossssss!

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