Dear Santa
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I helped jrbear hide a body (-173 points). In July I helped fatfanplus see the light (8 points). Last Saturday I put gum in electroclasher's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, thereisnofear (-5000 points). In April I pulled over and changed gleninchicago's flat tire (15 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5162 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
speedy_