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[speedthrulife]

Fuck, my net is being such a goddamn pain in the ass today. I can't even get into the email from Shin or the one from mom.

This blows!

I want to see the new pics she drew of Hikaru. :/

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[bluntwordtrauma]

Might be time to switch to Chrome though I shouldn't help you at all given the email waiting for you.

[speedthrulife]

But you will help me, because you love me like that. :D

[bluntwordtrauma]

Usually.

[speedthrulife]

There are times you don't? :O

[bluntwordtrauma]

Kissy faces at Yuki. The super polite guy.

[speedthrulife]

Yuki's cute and deserves to know she's my favorite iguana in the whole world. And I think super polite guy went on vacation.

[bluntwordtrauma]

It's so odd and has she stopped growing yet? Hope he got lost in the amazon or a remote island.

[speedthrulife]

Not yet. Iguanas sometimes grow to be as long as the length of their enclosure. >.>

[bluntwordtrauma]

You want to make a mutant iguana, don't you? See if you can get her the size of your room?

[speedthrulife]

I confess that the thought has crossed my mind more than once :D

[bluntwordtrauma]

You wouldn't be you if you didn't. I picture you tripping on her at night when you go to the bathroom. She'd be a hell of a roadblock.

[speedthrulife]

I never said there weren't any downsides to the plan, and I trust you to play doctor and patch me up if I do.

[bluntwordtrauma]

I'm the glorified candy striper. I'd be making you smile while you patch yourself up.

[speedthrulife]

Okay, I can deal with that as long as the candy striping comes with costume included. :D

[bluntwordtrauma]

I should have seen that coming.