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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Cows!

1. If cows were life size, they would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human!
2. Pacman was originally called cowman!
3. The original nineteenth-century Coca-Cola formula contained cows!
4. Ideally, cows should be stored on their side at a temperature of 55 degrees.
5. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat cows, though it may feel uncomfortable.
6. Cows were first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom their name comes.
7. Abraham Lincoln, who invented cows, was the only US president ever granted a patent.
8. Cows can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour!
9. If you lick cows ten times, you will consume one calorie.
10. Cows are actually a mammal, not a fish.

Surprisingly, cows are not a fish...