OOC
Okay, I just needed to post this, because I loved it so much.
Flash: MAN BATMAN YOU'RE SUCH A CREEP.
Flash: HONESTLY.
Batman: I AM THE KNIGHT!
Flash: WELL YOU'RE A... STUPID KNIGHT.
Batman: YOU'RE GETTING MINUTES OFF YOUR SHAYERA TIME.
Flash: DX
Flash: THAT"S NOT FAIR.
Batman: THE BAT IS NOTHING BUT FAIR.
Flash: ...NUH-UH.
Batman: WELL...MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAAADDDD!
Flash: WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE!
Batman: YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!
Flash: HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME
Flash: I'M THE FLASH.
Flash: JUST YOU TRY.
Batman: MY SATELLITE, MY RULES.
Flash: IT IS NOT YOUR SATELLITE IT'S OUR SATELLITE, DOOFUS.
Batman: AS LONG AS I PAY FOR IT, IT'S MINE.
Flash: ...JERK.
Flash: I COULD TOTALLY BEAT YOU UP, YOU KNOW.
Flash: WHOSE SATELLITE WOULD IT BE THEN?
Flash: HUH?
Batman: STILL MINE. I HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT, SHOULD YOU TRY.
Flash: OH YEAH?
Flash: I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
Batman: DON'T MAKE ME JETISON YOU INTO SPACE.
Flash: WELL...
Flash: ...NYAH.
Flash: SUPERMAN WOULDN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
Flash: SO THERE.
Batman: I HAVE KRYPTONITE.
Flash: ...NOW WHO'S TALKING LIKE A TRAITOR? HMM?
Batman: NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Flash: YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D PULL THE KRYPTONITE ON BIG BLUE JUST TO STOP HIM FROM STOPPING YOU JETTISONING ME INTO SPACE.
Flash: YOU'RE A COLD HEARTED BASTARD.
Batman: DEAD PARENTS, FLASH, DEAD PARENTS.
Flash: NOT A GOOD EXCUSE. THAT WAS WHAT, THIRTY YEARS AGO?
Flash: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE GOTTEN OVER IT BY NOW.
Batman: THE DEAD GIRLFRIENDS DON'T HELP.
Flash: YOU'RE JUST A BROODY IDIOT, THAT'S ALL.
Flash YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THINGS MORE OPTIMISTCALLY.
Flash: AND I KNOW I SPELLED THAT HORRIBLY WRONG.
Batman: AND YOU NEVER STOP TO THINK.
Flash: YOU THINK TOO MUCH.
Batman: YOU CAN'T THINK TOO MUCH.
Flash: YES, YES YOU CAN.
Flash: I CAN GIVE YOU ONE GOOD EXAMPLE OF THAT.
Flash: THE QUESTION.
Flash: HE THINKS WAAAAY TOO MUCH, AND LOOK AT HIM.
Flash: NO ONE TAKES HIM SERIOUSLY.
Flash: YOU ARE THIS CLOSE TO BEING THE QUESTION, BATS.
Flash: THIIIIIIS CLOSE.
Batman: I'M NOT THE QUESTION.
Flash: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS CLOSE.
Flash: FINE LINE, BATS.
Flash: AND YOU ARE TIPTOEING ON EGGSHELLS.
Batman: I HAVE A FACE. AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND SUBTLETY.
Flash: YEAH WELL, THE QUESTION THINKS HE UNDERSTANDS SUBTLETY AS WELL.
Batman: HAVING NO FACE DRAWS ATTENTION/
Flash: ...
Flash: YOU WALK AROUND IN A FUCKING BAT SUIT.
Flash: AND YOU'RE CALLING YOURSELF SUBTLE.
Batman: SAYS THE MAN IN RED SPANDEX.
Flash: I'M NOT THE ONE CLAIMING TO BE SUBTLE, HERE.
Flash: I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO BE SUBTLE.
Flash: AND IT'S NOT SPANDEX!
Batman: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO GOTHAM, I BLEND IN FINE. SURE IT ISN'T.
Flash: I HAVE SO BEEN TO GOTHAM.
Flash: AND YES, THERE ARE FREAKS THERE, BUT THEY ALL KNOW YOU ON SIGHT.
Flash: "OH NO IT'S BATMAN"
Batman: WHEN THEY SEE ME.
Flash: "HOW CAN I TELL? THE BATSUIT."
Batman: AND IT INSPIRES FEAR. THAT'S WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO. UNLIKE RED SPANDEX.
Flash: IT'S NOT SPANDEX.
Flash: AND I'M NOT TRYING FOR FEAR.
Flash: HAVING THE GENERAL PUBLIC'S TRUST IS NICE, TOO, YOU KNOW.
Flash: INSTEAD OF BEING A VIGILANTE.
Batman: NOT AN OPTION WHEN ONE LACKS POWERS.
Flash: SO? YOU COULD STILL AT LEAST TRY TO BE FRIENDLY WITH THE PEOPLE.
Batman: FRIENDLY DOESN'T GET RESULTS.
Flash: YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK.
Batman: ...
Flash: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
Flash: I CALLED YOU A FREAK.
Batman: CHILDISH AS I EXPECTED.
Flash: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE MATURE ONE.
Flash: I'M THE COMIC RELIEF.
Batman: HEROES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COMIC RELIEF.
Flash: SOMEONE NEEDS TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.
Flash: AND HEY, REMEMBER THE JUSTICE LORDS?
Flash: REMEMBER WHY THEY WERE ALL SCREWED UP?
Flash: BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE.
Flash: I AM A KEY MEMBER.
Batman: WE WERE ALL TO BLAME FOR THAT. DIANA DIDN'T ACT...I DIDN'T STOP SUPERMAN.
Flash: YEAH WELL, I'M STILL CRUCIAL.
Batman: YOU SAVE THE LEAGUE THOUSANDS IN GROUND SHIPPING.
Flash: ...
Flash: OUCH MAN, THAT WAS HARSH.
Batman: I'M THE BIG BAD BAT.
Flash: YES, YES YOU ARE.
Flash: ...YOU'RE STILL A JERK, THOUGH.
Flash: MAN BATMAN YOU'RE SUCH A CREEP.
Flash: HONESTLY.
Batman: I AM THE KNIGHT!
Flash: WELL YOU'RE A... STUPID KNIGHT.
Batman: YOU'RE GETTING MINUTES OFF YOUR SHAYERA TIME.
Flash: DX
Flash: THAT"S NOT FAIR.
Batman: THE BAT IS NOTHING BUT FAIR.
Flash: ...NUH-UH.
Batman: WELL...MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEAAAAADDDD!
Flash: WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE!
Batman: YOU'RE GROUNDED MISTER!
Flash: HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME
Flash: I'M THE FLASH.
Flash: JUST YOU TRY.
Batman: MY SATELLITE, MY RULES.
Flash: IT IS NOT YOUR SATELLITE IT'S OUR SATELLITE, DOOFUS.
Batman: AS LONG AS I PAY FOR IT, IT'S MINE.
Flash: ...JERK.
Flash: I COULD TOTALLY BEAT YOU UP, YOU KNOW.
Flash: WHOSE SATELLITE WOULD IT BE THEN?
Flash: HUH?
Batman: STILL MINE. I HAVE A PLAN FOR THAT, SHOULD YOU TRY.
Flash: OH YEAH?
Flash: I'D LIKE TO SEE THAT.
Batman: DON'T MAKE ME JETISON YOU INTO SPACE.
Flash: WELL...
Flash: ...NYAH.
Flash: SUPERMAN WOULDN'T LET YOU DO THAT.
Flash: SO THERE.
Batman: I HAVE KRYPTONITE.
Flash: ...NOW WHO'S TALKING LIKE A TRAITOR? HMM?
Batman: NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Flash: YOU'RE SAYING YOU'D PULL THE KRYPTONITE ON BIG BLUE JUST TO STOP HIM FROM STOPPING YOU JETTISONING ME INTO SPACE.
Flash: YOU'RE A COLD HEARTED BASTARD.
Batman: DEAD PARENTS, FLASH, DEAD PARENTS.
Flash: NOT A GOOD EXCUSE. THAT WAS WHAT, THIRTY YEARS AGO?
Flash: YOU SHOULD TOTALLY HAVE GOTTEN OVER IT BY NOW.
Batman: THE DEAD GIRLFRIENDS DON'T HELP.
Flash: YOU'RE JUST A BROODY IDIOT, THAT'S ALL.
Flash YOU NEED TO LOOK AT THINGS MORE OPTIMISTCALLY.
Flash: AND I KNOW I SPELLED THAT HORRIBLY WRONG.
Batman: AND YOU NEVER STOP TO THINK.
Flash: YOU THINK TOO MUCH.
Batman: YOU CAN'T THINK TOO MUCH.
Flash: YES, YES YOU CAN.
Flash: I CAN GIVE YOU ONE GOOD EXAMPLE OF THAT.
Flash: THE QUESTION.
Flash: HE THINKS WAAAAY TOO MUCH, AND LOOK AT HIM.
Flash: NO ONE TAKES HIM SERIOUSLY.
Flash: YOU ARE THIS CLOSE TO BEING THE QUESTION, BATS.
Flash: THIIIIIIS CLOSE.
Batman: I'M NOT THE QUESTION.
Flash: THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS CLOSE.
Flash: FINE LINE, BATS.
Flash: AND YOU ARE TIPTOEING ON EGGSHELLS.
Batman: I HAVE A FACE. AT LEAST I UNDERSTAND SUBTLETY.
Flash: YEAH WELL, THE QUESTION THINKS HE UNDERSTANDS SUBTLETY AS WELL.
Batman: HAVING NO FACE DRAWS ATTENTION/
Flash: ...
Flash: YOU WALK AROUND IN A FUCKING BAT SUIT.
Flash: AND YOU'RE CALLING YOURSELF SUBTLE.
Batman: SAYS THE MAN IN RED SPANDEX.
Flash: I'M NOT THE ONE CLAIMING TO BE SUBTLE, HERE.
Flash: I HAVE NEVER CLAIMED TO BE SUBTLE.
Flash: AND IT'S NOT SPANDEX!
Batman: YOU'VE NEVER BEEN TO GOTHAM, I BLEND IN FINE. SURE IT ISN'T.
Flash: I HAVE SO BEEN TO GOTHAM.
Flash: AND YES, THERE ARE FREAKS THERE, BUT THEY ALL KNOW YOU ON SIGHT.
Flash: "OH NO IT'S BATMAN"
Batman: WHEN THEY SEE ME.
Flash: "HOW CAN I TELL? THE BATSUIT."
Batman: AND IT INSPIRES FEAR. THAT'S WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO. UNLIKE RED SPANDEX.
Flash: IT'S NOT SPANDEX.
Flash: AND I'M NOT TRYING FOR FEAR.
Flash: HAVING THE GENERAL PUBLIC'S TRUST IS NICE, TOO, YOU KNOW.
Flash: INSTEAD OF BEING A VIGILANTE.
Batman: NOT AN OPTION WHEN ONE LACKS POWERS.
Flash: SO? YOU COULD STILL AT LEAST TRY TO BE FRIENDLY WITH THE PEOPLE.
Batman: FRIENDLY DOESN'T GET RESULTS.
Flash: YOU ARE SUCH A FREAK.
Batman: ...
Flash: YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
Flash: I CALLED YOU A FREAK.
Batman: CHILDISH AS I EXPECTED.
Flash: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE MATURE ONE.
Flash: I'M THE COMIC RELIEF.
Batman: HEROES ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COMIC RELIEF.
Flash: SOMEONE NEEDS TO LIGHTEN THE MOOD WHEN YOU'RE AROUND.
Flash: AND HEY, REMEMBER THE JUSTICE LORDS?
Flash: REMEMBER WHY THEY WERE ALL SCREWED UP?
Flash: BECAUSE I WASN'T THERE.
Flash: I AM A KEY MEMBER.
Batman: WE WERE ALL TO BLAME FOR THAT. DIANA DIDN'T ACT...I DIDN'T STOP SUPERMAN.
Flash: YEAH WELL, I'M STILL CRUCIAL.
Batman: YOU SAVE THE LEAGUE THOUSANDS IN GROUND SHIPPING.
Flash: ...
Flash: OUCH MAN, THAT WAS HARSH.
Batman: I'M THE BIG BAD BAT.
Flash: YES, YES YOU ARE.
Flash: ...YOU'RE STILL A JERK, THOUGH.