This mysterious vintage phone booth has been sitting, mummified in plastic, in the P2 parking lobby at work for months now. I am increasingly convinced it's a TARDIS.
...so, if, you know, I mysteriously disappear some day, and a few months later someone notices that old phone booth isn't there anymore, y'all know what to think.
Tangentially, I know that "vworp" is the canonical TARDIS noise, but I've always thought that wasn't quite it. I think it's more like a "kkksssshhhrrreeeeooowwwww."
Damn. Now I want to see the Doctor and the TARDIS rendered in German Disney comic book style, with all the awesome sound effects like "SCHNIPS-S-S-S-S" and "SCHNORCH! SCHNURCH!" and holy shit, the exact German Disney comic book I had as a kid is online now on some skeezy free download site! I love the Internets. Also, Scrooge McDuck in German is Onkel Dagobert, which is just ALL KINDS OF AWESOME.