Jake is taking me to lunch. Huzzah! Free food. Before I go I wanted to make sure and post this from early this morning when LJ was still being stubborn.
To stave off boredom there's always the old "do a series of novelty online personality quizzes" plan. I don't know how long I was online doing this stuff but I do remember eventually turning off the computer and trying to go to bed only to be up until six in the morning unsuccessfully trying to play a scratched up DVD of James and the Giant Peach. I did, however, successfully manage to watch the notably unscratched version of Mystery Science Theater 3000: Overdrawn at the Memory Bank before that. Seriously, one of the best episodes of MST3K in existence. Also try:
- Cave Dwellers
- Merlin's Mystical Shop of Wonders
- Pod People
- Space Mutiny
- quite possibly the most infamous episode, Manos: The Hands of Fate
And now the quizzes...
- Your Famous Last Words Will Be
- What Kind of Meat Are You?
- What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
- What's Your Personality Type?
- Girl Parts Name Generator
- What City Do You Belong In?
- If Your Life Was a Movie What Genre Would it Be?
- What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You?
- Band Name Generator
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
What Will Your Famous Last Words Be? Yeah, that sounds about right.
You Are Pork
You like to think you're the other white meat, but many people don't want anything to do with you.
You probably smoke. And it's likely that no body part of yours is off limits.
What Kind of Meat Are You? Um. Yes?
You Are a Losing Lottery Ticket!
Full of hope and promise.
But in the end, a cheap letdown.
What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You? Merry Christmas, asshole.
You Are An ISFP
The Artist
You are a gifted artist or musician (though your talents may be dormant right now).
You enjoy spending your free time in nature, and you are good with animals and children.
Simply put, you enjoy beauty in all its forms and live for the simple pleasures in life.
Gentle, sensitive, and compassionate - you are good at recognizing people's unspoken needs.
In love, you are quiet and sweet yet very passionate. You love easily.
You have an underlying love for all living things, and it's easy for you to accept someone into your heart.
At work, you do best in an unconventional position. You express yourself well and can work with almost anyone.
You would make a good veterinarian, pediatrician, or composer.
How you see yourself: Sympathetic, kind, and communicative
When other people don't get you, they see you as: Incompetent, insecure, and overly sensitive
What's Your Personality Type? Um. Not really. Thanks for playing, though.
Your Girl Parts Are Named:
The Flaming Lips
Girl Parts Name Generator YES!
You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique soul like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well.
What City Do You Belong In? Cor, blimey, guv'nor!
The Movie Of Your Life Is A Cult Classic
Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy - your life appeals to a select few.
But if someone's obsessed with you, look out! Your fans are downright freaky.
Your best movie matches: Office Space, Showgirls, The Big Lebowski
If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be? That's allllllright.
What Your Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich Means
Your eating style is gluttonous. If you like something, you're going back for seconds... no matter how full you are!
You don't really have a sweet tooth. If you go for dessert, you tend to go for something light.
Your taste in food tends to be pretty flexible. You may crave sushi one night, and your favorite childhood recipe the next.
Admit it, you're a little trashy and low class at times. You're definitely more comfortable at a tattoo parlor than the theater.
You are a tough person who isn't afraid to live life fully. There isn't a lot that scares you.
You are laid back and extremely easygoing. You never make a fuss, and you try to enjoy every moment.
What Does Your Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich Say About You? Novelty Online Personality Quiz, how did you know that I was a classless tattooed whore? Get out of my head!
Your Band Name is:
The Blow Up Bunnies
Band Name Generator Rock on.