To my future life of crime...
You know what a really bad idea is? Waiting until your daughter has spent two days watching all the old episodes of Batman the Animated Series that have the Joker in them (he and Harley make me giggle) and then tell her she probably shouldn't spend $700 on that California trip since she'll have to use all her $8.50/h wages to pay for college all by herself.
I don't get a car.
I can't afford a new dress or a camera.
Moving out would be like commiting financial suicide.
So, is anyone on my f-list a celebrity/relative of a celebrity I can abduct and hold for ransom? Do ya'll have any tips for knocking over banks, or stealing rare gems? Should I have a costume or a gimmick or something? Thoughts?
Anyone?
I don't get a car.
I can't afford a new dress or a camera.
Moving out would be like commiting financial suicide.
So, is anyone on my f-list a celebrity/relative of a celebrity I can abduct and hold for ransom? Do ya'll have any tips for knocking over banks, or stealing rare gems? Should I have a costume or a gimmick or something? Thoughts?
Anyone?