Sep 13, 2007 22:41
These are the reasons that I will never stop loving you:
1.) You never judge me or think that I'm crazy, even though I kind of cried at the end of the TOS Star Trek episode "This Side of Paradise" when Spock has to ditch the hot blond chick even though he is clearly in love with her.
2.) You only realized a year ago that Saltines are in fact crackers and I had to explain to you recently that "grande mucho bean burritos, lederhosen and bratwurst" are not ethnic foods. That, and your Spanish sucks.
3.) When you come over if I leave you unsupervised for even two minutes you'll hide somewhere, insisting that you are a ninja, and even though it's really stupid you always scare me when you jump out to surprise me.
4.) Even though you might tease me about my fangirl obsessiveness and the fact that I now have SIX fandoms, you never mean it. In fact, I think you love it. Oh, and just in case you have trouble remembering them again they're the Legend of Zelda, Red vs. Blue, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Trek [TOS], Harry Potter and Transformers.
5.) Your love for me is truly unconditional. No matter how stupid/illogical/emotional I can sometimes be or how much I embarrass you in public you still embarrass me more love me.
6.) You indulge in my delusions, whether it's calling me "Captain" and asking if you should "set phasers to stun or kill" or learning inappropriate phrases in Japanese ^^
7.) Your spelling and grammar are abhorrent and I for some reason find that endearing.
8.) You've always known that I love you, even when I couldn't see it for myself.
9.) You always know exactly what to say to make it all better.
10.) You put up with all my eccentricities even though I don't put out.
So I raise my glass to you, Dalton, because even though you'll have a car before me, poke me in the side incessantly and force me to help you draw up plans for world domination, you'll love me no matter how annoying I get. "Pantsu o hakimasen," to you too babe.
♥ Happy ♥ Birthday ♥ Lawrence ♥
dalton