Funny email
"LOST IN DC" WRITES:
>
> DEAR ABBY,
>
> My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
>credit card bills.
>
> At the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
me,
>saying I am stealing his money.
>
> He says pay the minimum, and let our kids worry about the rest,
but
>already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
>
> Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors
that
>most of them no longer speak to us.
>
> The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a
lot
>of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
>
> Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't
quite
>understand it.
>
> One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people
who
>say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.
>
> And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into
>wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that
means.
>
> Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can
be in
>the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so
horribly creepy!
>
>
> Can you help?
> Signed, Lost in DC
> DEAR LOST:
> Stop whining, Laura.
> You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
> The rest of us are stuck with that asshole for four more years!
>
> DEAR ABBY,
>
> My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
>credit card bills.
>
> At the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at
me,
>saying I am stealing his money.
>
> He says pay the minimum, and let our kids worry about the rest,
but
>already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
>
> Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors
that
>most of them no longer speak to us.
>
> The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a
lot
>of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
>
> Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't
quite
>understand it.
>
> One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people
who
>say the Pope is the Anti-Christ.
>
> And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into
>wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that
means.
>
> Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can
be in
>the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so
horribly creepy!
>
>
> Can you help?
> Signed, Lost in DC
> DEAR LOST:
> Stop whining, Laura.
> You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
> The rest of us are stuck with that asshole for four more years!