ok so its 915PM and i jus woke up from a freakin nap...track meet tired me out AGH!!
WHAT IF...? » I committed suicide: i would cry then find your body and bring you back to life » I said I liked you: say thats nice and run to cuba » I kissed you: you couldnt...id be in cuba » I lived next door to you: move to cuba...no thatd be the shit if we lived close » I started smoking: smoke with you...NO...smoking is worse that stealing little orange cones AGHHHHH » I stole something: AGHHHHH » I was hospitalized: give you my liver » I ran away from home: prolly call in a local tv station to find you and watch you try to survive » I got into a fight and you weren't there: i wouldnt need to worry, your skinny ass legs could kick and one's "bum bum" any day!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality: WOW wicked off the walls and you always make me laugh so yes i like it » Eyes: what eyes??...theyre covered up by the rolls of fat on your face. but im sure theyre nice :) » Face: wonderous » Hair: i liked it better when you had that mullet » Clothes: well as long as you keep food and tooth paste off em theyre nice » Mannerisms: well my rents love you so...
[1] Who are you? leah elizabeth hart [2] Are we friends? friends is a stretch:) [3] When and how did we meet? in hell [4] How have I affected you? youve always been there [5] What do you think of me? ummm youre nice?? [6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? idk we've had so many good ones but when you were having sex with that llama and i walked in WOW def sticks out in my mind lol [7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? not too long considering i commited suicide in a swimming pool like two hours ago [8] Do you love me? absofuckinglutely [9] Have I ever hurt you? yes youve inflicted mental and physical pain [10] Would you hug me? yup [11] Would you kiss me? i dont want herpes [12] Would you do me? ohhhhh toughy...NO [13] Are we close? as close as ed and edwina the emu [14] Emotionally, what stands out? ummm i have no idea [15] Do you wish I was cooler? haha i thought that said "do you wish i was A cooler" im like no not really although i could keep beer, i mean soda, in you....BUT i dont wish you were cooler [16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9.78468564863672663040 [17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. HERPES...yeh pretty self explanatory [18] Am I loveable? mhmmm [19] How long have you known me? too long lol [20] Describe me in one word. hyperoffthewallsfunnyfateatsaton...it kinda sounds like one word if you say it real fast [21] What was your first impression? i thought you were ugly... NO JOKE [22] Do you still think that way about me now? no freakin way...youre really really really ridiculously good looking [23] What do you think my weakness is? your left bicept [24] Do you think I'll get married? haha yes prolly 73878425179 times!! no youll find that special someone [25] What about me makes you happy? basically everything [26] What about me makes you sad? basically everything [27] What reminds you of me? food [28] What's something you would change about me? nothing i love you for who you are :) [29] How well do you know me? wicked well...AN ALITERATION> POSTER OPPROTUNITY!! [30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yes [31] Do you think I would kill someone? well yes...after you killed your biological family, two mexicans, and an african american, gay, jewish midget with one eye and a peg leg...yes i think youre perfectly capable
hahaha wow almost everyone of those things was in inside joke and "bum bum"...hahaha "donut's bum bum" and you said we are as close as edward and edwina...they were married and have lil baby emus... :-/
aw shit i forgot they were husband and wife and had ten little baby emus! ahhhhhhhh but hey we can still have little baby emus...we can keep them in my loft, teach them how to fly, and frolick through feilds with them, or not...anything is possible!!! except for slamming a revolving door!!!!ha ha ha !
WHAT IF...?
» I committed suicide: i would cry then find your body and bring you back to life
» I said I liked you: say thats nice and run to cuba
» I kissed you: you couldnt...id be in cuba
» I lived next door to you: move to cuba...no thatd be the shit if we lived close
» I started smoking: smoke with you...NO...smoking is worse that stealing little orange cones AGHHHHH
» I stole something: AGHHHHH
» I was hospitalized: give you my liver
» I ran away from home: prolly call in a local tv station to find you and watch you try to survive
» I got into a fight and you weren't there: i wouldnt need to worry, your skinny ass legs could kick and one's "bum bum" any day!!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
» Personality: WOW wicked off the walls and you always make me laugh so yes i like it
» Eyes: what eyes??...theyre covered up by the rolls of fat on your face. but im sure theyre nice :)
» Face: wonderous
» Hair: i liked it better when you had that mullet
» Clothes: well as long as you keep food and tooth paste off em theyre nice
» Mannerisms: well my rents love you so...
[1] Who are you? leah elizabeth hart
[2] Are we friends? friends is a stretch:)
[3] When and how did we meet? in hell
[4] How have I affected you? youve always been there
[5] What do you think of me? ummm youre nice??
[6] What's the fondest memory you have of me? idk we've had so many good ones but when you were having sex with that llama and i walked in WOW def sticks out in my mind lol
[7] How long do you think we will be friends or enemies? not too long considering i commited suicide in a swimming pool like two hours ago
[8] Do you love me? absofuckinglutely
[9] Have I ever hurt you? yes youve inflicted mental and physical pain
[10] Would you hug me? yup
[11] Would you kiss me? i dont want herpes
[12] Would you do me? ohhhhh toughy...NO
[13] Are we close? as close as ed and edwina the emu
[14] Emotionally, what stands out? ummm i have no idea
[15] Do you wish I was cooler? haha i thought that said "do you wish i was A cooler" im like no not really although i could keep beer, i mean soda, in you....BUT i dont wish you were cooler
[16] On a scale of 1-10, how nice am I? 9.78468564863672663040
[17] Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. HERPES...yeh pretty self explanatory
[18] Am I loveable? mhmmm
[19] How long have you known me? too long lol
[20] Describe me in one word. hyperoffthewallsfunnyfateatsaton...it kinda sounds like one word if you say it real fast
[21] What was your first impression? i thought you were ugly... NO JOKE
[22] Do you still think that way about me now? no freakin way...youre really really really ridiculously good looking
[23] What do you think my weakness is? your left bicept
[24] Do you think I'll get married? haha yes prolly 73878425179 times!! no youll find that special someone
[25] What about me makes you happy? basically everything
[26] What about me makes you sad? basically everything
[27] What reminds you of me? food
[28] What's something you would change about me? nothing i love you for who you are :)
[29] How well do you know me? wicked well...AN ALITERATION> POSTER OPPROTUNITY!!
[30] Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? yes
[31] Do you think I would kill someone? well yes...after you killed your biological family, two mexicans, and an african american, gay, jewish midget with one eye and a peg leg...yes i think youre perfectly capable
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and "bum bum"...hahaha "donut's bum bum"
and you said we are as close as edward and edwina...they were married and have lil baby emus... :-/
<3 hancock
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<3 l e a h
i dont think emus fly damn it
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