Cows shall fear Sweden
A fictional (and stilted) conversation between two Swedes:
Swede01: Well, looks like oil prices are getting worse by the day.
Swede02: Yes, however shall we keep our precious trains running when the oil runs out?
Swede01: Coal?
Swede02: No, too expensive, we need something on a massive scale.
Swede01: And something that we can produce a lot of.
Swede02: Yes! So what do we have a lot of that we can burn?
Swede01: ...
Swede02: ...
Swede01: Cow guts.
Swede02: What?
Swede01: Yes, we shall run our trains on cow guts.
Check out Sweeden's new cow powered train!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4373440.stm
Swede01: Well, looks like oil prices are getting worse by the day.
Swede02: Yes, however shall we keep our precious trains running when the oil runs out?
Swede01: Coal?
Swede02: No, too expensive, we need something on a massive scale.
Swede01: And something that we can produce a lot of.
Swede02: Yes! So what do we have a lot of that we can burn?
Swede01: ...
Swede02: ...
Swede01: Cow guts.
Swede02: What?
Swede01: Yes, we shall run our trains on cow guts.
Check out Sweeden's new cow powered train!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/4373440.stm