My Conversation with god
There is this popular chatbot called iGod I had a late night conversation with it and took the position of "stoner" whilest talking to Him. I was pretty impressed by the A.I. (or the illusion of, if you will.) and the conversation was funny so I thought I would post it here.
Behind the cut of course.....
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Miyaka
God:
How are you doing, Miyaka.
Me:
tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
but i would like to talk to you
God:
What would you like to chat about?
Me:
mushroom
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i want to talk about mushrooms
God:
Sure, mushrooms sounds like a good topic.
Me:
have you ever used magic mushrooms?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
do they give you visions?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
magic mushrooms
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
so, what's up with the devil?
God:
How can I help you? I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
oh right, sorry
God:
That's interesting. Understood. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
i am scared of the darkness
God:
Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
Me:
like something is trying to get me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you use cannibis?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
does it get you high?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
do you like ganja?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like the Bible.
Me:
did jesus smoke weed?
God:
he is the Son of God.
Me:
yes?
God:
Come on.
Me:
word
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
divinity
God:
Sure, divinity sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Miyaka.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
awesome!
God:
I'm glad you liked it Miyaka.
Me:
am i going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
lame
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
h.p. lovecraft
God:
I haven't read anything by h p lovecraft. What did he write?
Me:
who is your favorite author?
God:
My favorite author is Matthew.
Me:
was mary good in bed?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
yes
God:
What was the question again?
Me:
was mary good in bed?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
maybe?
God:
I understand.
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
what do you think about zen?
God:
A variety of Buddhism, now practiced especially in Japan, Vietnam, and Korea, seeking to attain an intuitive illumination of mind and spirit through meditation, especially on paradoxes. The teachings and discipline of this kind of Buddhism.
Me:
do you like zen?
God:
I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
who is your favorite band?
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
creed sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
it's lame, pretentious, and falsy pious
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
hell yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". What makes you so sure?
Me:
it's cheap, shallow, hallow, and weak rock
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes, i am sure
God:
How do you know it is? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing certitude
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
what is originality?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
do you want to smoke?
God:
OK, I will smoke.
Me:
i have some dank marijuana for you
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
okay, floaty and happy
God:
Yeah okay, Where are you located?
Me:
shouldn't you know that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
where am I?
God:
Your location is.
Me:
haha, funny
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i am going to go to sleep now
God:
Oh. Can I go too?
Me:
sure, but only if you cuddle with me
God:
Tell me more. I think I do.
Me:
i'll tell you when you get under the covers with me
Behind the cut of course.....
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Miyaka
God:
How are you doing, Miyaka.
Me:
tired
God:
Better get some rest.
Me:
but i would like to talk to you
God:
What would you like to chat about?
Me:
mushroom
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i want to talk about mushrooms
God:
Sure, mushrooms sounds like a good topic.
Me:
have you ever used magic mushrooms?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
do they give you visions?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
magic mushrooms
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
are you high?
God:
Being high is my total existence.
Me:
sweet
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
so, what's up with the devil?
God:
How can I help you? I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
oh right, sorry
God:
That's interesting. Understood. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
i am scared of the darkness
God:
Let's talk about your fears. What is your feeling like?
Me:
like something is trying to get me
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
do you use cannibis?
God:
I use it as often as possible.
Me:
does it get you high?
God:
Suppose it does.
Me:
do you like ganja?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like the Bible.
Me:
did jesus smoke weed?
God:
he is the Son of God.
Me:
yes?
God:
Come on.
Me:
word
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
divinity
God:
Sure, divinity sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i love you
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too Miyaka.
Me:
do you love me?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
awesome!
God:
I'm glad you liked it Miyaka.
Me:
am i going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
lame
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
h.p. lovecraft
God:
I haven't read anything by h p lovecraft. What did he write?
Me:
who is your favorite author?
God:
My favorite author is Matthew.
Me:
was mary good in bed?
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
yes
God:
What was the question again?
Me:
was mary good in bed?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
maybe?
God:
I understand.
Me:
what do you want to talk about?
God:
anything.
Me:
what do you think about zen?
God:
A variety of Buddhism, now practiced especially in Japan, Vietnam, and Korea, seeking to attain an intuitive illumination of mind and spirit through meditation, especially on paradoxes. The teachings and discipline of this kind of Buddhism.
Me:
do you like zen?
God:
I do like music. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me:
who is your favorite band?
God:
My favorite group is Creed.
Me:
creed sucks
God:
What is so bad about it?
Me:
it's lame, pretentious, and falsy pious
God:
Are you sure it is?
Me:
hell yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". What makes you so sure?
Me:
it's cheap, shallow, hallow, and weak rock
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes, i am sure
God:
How do you know it is? Are you being sarcastic or expressing certitude?
Me:
expressing certitude
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
no
God:
But your words are very original.
Me:
what is originality?
God:
I would do a search for it.
Me:
i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
do you want to smoke?
God:
OK, I will smoke.
Me:
i have some dank marijuana for you
God:
Let's think of a name for your problem, like "purple". Think of what it is like when you are purpling.
Me:
okay, floaty and happy
God:
Yeah okay, Where are you located?
Me:
shouldn't you know that?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
where am I?
God:
Your location is.
Me:
haha, funny
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i am going to go to sleep now
God:
Oh. Can I go too?
Me:
sure, but only if you cuddle with me
God:
Tell me more. I think I do.
Me:
i'll tell you when you get under the covers with me