There are two things I am very happy about: the existence of
"Lazy Sunday" and the return of Battlestar Galactica this Friday. Okay, there are more than two things, but those are the only two that are relevant.
Apologies to Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg.
"Lazy Friday"
A BSG filk by Polter-Cow and
spectralbovine Lazy Friday, wake up in the late 8 o'clock
Call P-C just to see if he'll talk
Hello?
What up, Cow?
Yo, Bovine, what's cracking?
You thinking what I'm thinking? (Galactica!) Then it's happening.
Let's tell all of our friends to pop up like toasters.
Just hit up that Kinko's and mack on some posters.
No doubt that copy place has got all the bomb road maps.
I love those posters like Adama loves slow claps.
Two, no six, no twelve, MANY COPIES!
I told you that I'm crazy for these posters, Boxey.
Yo, when's the new ep showing?
Ten o'clock here, dude.
Well, let's post on b.org to find some dope recruits.
I prefer MySpace. (That's a site of poo.)
LiveJournal is the best.
True dat. (DOUBLE TRUE!)
Liberty and State St. (Step on it, sucka!)
What you want to do, Spec?
SNACK ATTACK, MUTHAFUCKA!
The Battle (What?) Star Galactica.
Yes, the Battle (What?) Star Galactica.
We love the Battle (What?) Star Galactica.
Fight that Battle (What?) Star Galactica.
Yo, stop at Potbelly, my fridge is understocked.
You got the coupon? (Gonna risk getting mocked.)
Don't want the checkout girl to act capricious.
Mocha shake and fresh chips equals crazy nutritious.
Yo, reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
The girl acted like she'd never seen a one befo'.
It's all about the Washingtons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and sackh off like Katee.
Roll up to the living room, dollar paying for their watching them.
You can call us cherry tree from the way we're dropped by Washingtons.
Now tuned to SciFi, BG trivia get my style on.
"What human gods could be built by a Cylon?"
We answered so fast like a snowball.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed, "LORDS OF KOBOL!"
Now quiet in the living room or I'll glare like Adama.
We're about to get taken to a spaceship of drama.
The Battle (What?) Star Galactica.
Yes, the Battle (What?) Star Galactica.
We love the Battle (What?) Star Galactica.
Fight that Battle (What?) Star Galactica.