I Like This Game. It's...Tawdry.

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All right, so if you've been around TWoP recently, you'll notice that the latest craze is the Survival Game, where you award and deduct points from the characters in your show, and when they reach zero, you get to kill them.

Because my fandom is awesome (crazy, but awesome), I have compiled here a summary of the deaths we came up with. They are terribly entertaining, and some of them are simply brilliant, especially toward the end. After a while, we had deaths prepared in advance and coordinated so that we could use them. You'll find references to other television shows, famous poems, and TWoP posters. You'll find deaths in various formats, from news article to limerick. Enjoy!

1. Lianne Mars, death by maternal behavior. Written by cool beans.
2. Troy Vandegraff, death by flaming panties. Written by OHVibe.
3. Celeste Kane, death by reflected icy glare. Written by M.McCheese.
4. Madison Sinclair, death by a trip to the dentist...in Marathon Man. Written by
Polter-Cow.
5. Duncan Kane, death by inanimate object. Written by M.McCheese.
6. Trina Echolls, death by pop tart. Written by misst25.
7. Mallory Dent, death by social apathy. Written by tvjunkie2008.
8. Aaron Echolls, death by brutal ass whipping. Written by
pandora.
9. Lynn Echolls, death by cannibals. Written by
sadie kate.
10. Abel Koontz, death by phlegm. Written by
SinCA.
11. Sheriff Don Lamb, death by gross incompetence. Written by
Shutterbug.
12. Clarence Wiedman, death by dinosaur devouring. Written by
Polter-Cow.
13. Dick Casablancas, death by drug deal decapitation. Written by
WestCoastLovin.
14. Corny, death by cock bong. Written by
mrf.
15. Deputy Leo D'Amato, death by octopus mauling. Written by
Polter-Cow.
16. Cassidy "Beaver" Casablanacas, death by landing the wrong way on a Dick after finally gettin' some. Written by
Pardon My Snark/wykbbb.
17. Jake Kane, death by smokin' hot sex. Written by
LittleLesh based on a suggestion by
benchelsea.
18. Eli "Weevil" Navarro, death by HoYay! Written by eirefaerie based on a scenario by
rosiecat.
19. Vice Principal Van Clemmons, death by GaySerialKillerLogan. Written by eirefaerie.
20, 21. Casey and Luke, death by sharpened pencils, after succumbing to the HoYay! Written by Encore.
22. Meg Manning, death by "Porphyria's Lover." Written by
Polter-Cow, inspired by
midstofwinter and Robert Browning.
23. Cindy "Mac" Mackenzie, death by dereferencing a null pointer. Coded by lilserf.
24. Carrie Bishop, death by lip gloss. Written by
Polter-Cow based on an idea by
marks of love.
25. Lilly Kane, death by vorpal ashtray. Written by
marks of love.
26. Alicia Fennel, death by happiness. Written by
rosiecat.
27. Wallace Fennel, death by killer crossover hook. Written by
misskiwi.
28. Logan Echolls, death by fangirl love. Written by
SweetCynic.
29. Veronica Mars, death by mistaken identity. Written by
InigoMontoya. Alternate death by
JenniferEileen.
30. Keith Mars, death by noir. Written by
marks of love.
31. Backup, death by double canicide. Written by alliterator.
32. Cliff McCormack surveys the wreckage and rides off into the sunset. Written by
Polter-Cow and alliterator, respectively.

Obituaries by alliterator.

There once was a lawyer named Cliff,
Who one day fell off a cliff.
A death quite so tawdry
Engendered camaraderie
Among those who made him a stiff.

In conclusion, Diane Ruggiero is hot.