bad knickers
the elastic on my knickers has broken
It's a good thing I'm not wearing a dress
For if the wind was at its best
It could cause other distress
and they'd see more when i'd rather they see less
The elastic on my pantyloons has given up
and left me feeling somewhat loose and glum
For I've better things to have done
altho non to be done at a run
For I could end up showing off my nether end (my bum)
Oh the elastic on my frilles has no power
and it doesn't hold my primark pants in place
and I feel somewhat disgraced
for my lack of springy lace
where in that stitching place
I should have something ace
that meant I could participate in a race. what a waste!
on another subject, I've realised you can knit with chop sticks. ho ho!
It's a good thing I'm not wearing a dress
For if the wind was at its best
It could cause other distress
and they'd see more when i'd rather they see less
The elastic on my pantyloons has given up
and left me feeling somewhat loose and glum
For I've better things to have done
altho non to be done at a run
For I could end up showing off my nether end (my bum)
Oh the elastic on my frilles has no power
and it doesn't hold my primark pants in place
and I feel somewhat disgraced
for my lack of springy lace
where in that stitching place
I should have something ace
that meant I could participate in a race. what a waste!
on another subject, I've realised you can knit with chop sticks. ho ho!