Legend of the Seeker 'Princess' Picspam
Eh, so I know that I haven't done my "Hunger" picspam yet. But I was so busy last week and "Hunger" (to me) was so deep and I just got a little caught up in it's depth and meaningfullness (totally have no idea if I'm going to spell anything right tonight. Fair warning.) I do beleive that I'll get to my Hunger picspam eventually. Or actually, better, I'll make a strong mention of "Hunger" in my Kahlan/Cara Character study. (Not giving details on what that's about, hehe. *iztease*) Anyway so "Princess"...LULZ.
Gah, those pesky Sister's of the Dark are at it again?! And, aw man, Nicci? I thought we were done with her? Yes, "Perdition" was tres fab. But I was happy to be done with Nicci. And where the heck did they buy themselves a Mord'Sith?!?!? Oh, yah...they work for the keeper, Rahl works for the keeper, all Mord'Sith but Cara work for Rahl. So I guess it's, the boss of my boss is my...boss.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA! Why does it not surprise me that these badass girls are doing the heavy lifting while the boys sample the soup. LULZ. That's hilarious. And Cara's chopping prowess, noice. It's good to see that she bends at the knees. There she is, complaining about the big strong men making her chop wood and Kahlan's just off there, dragging her firewood and keeping her lips together. It's too funny anyway, isn't it Kahlan? You're just happy to listen in and gigglesnort.
OMG!!! Kahlan's getting kidnapped by the flying monkeysGars! OMG, how I wish Gratch were around just now. *snuggles* Gratch. He'd have saved her. But awww, Richie looks tewwified and Cara!! Look at Cara's face! It's in the eyes, she's generally scared for her Bestie.
I think that, this actually conveys what the book refers to as Kahlan's "Confessor's Face" that face that she wears when she looks strong and emotionless. She just looks epic right there, standing there with her hands in shackles and her chin high. Such poise, even in irons. Kudos girl. The Margrave doesn't look like he's shitting himself scared yet...oh boy, if you're not scared yet, doodie, you should be. *shakeshead*
Of course, Kahlan's not going to go down to the dirty prison, the home of frizzy hair and indigestion inducing slops, without breaking a few jaws and cracking a few ribs first. And awwwwww! "You're a fool if you think the Seeker's not going to find me!" - Honey, he is a fool, we already know this. He kidnapped you.
RUN HORSEIES RUNNN!!! They'll get there Kahlan, just hang on!!!
Hold up! The BadASS Mother Confessor has arrived!! I love the constant references to just how super!important Kahlan is. She's like, Queen of the world!! (before anyone thinks to get up on their high horse and correct me for that one, I know she's not "Queen of the World" because she's proven to be more than a queen and it's not the world, it's the Midlands, but you get my point. Lol)
"I'm Kahlan Amnell, the Mother Confessor and the only laws in the Midlands are the ones I enforce."
I love that!!! I don't know why I love her hair in this moment, it's frizzy and looks knotted, but then it also looks really cool! Maybe because it looks more full than knotted...nevermind.
PRETTY. Hair. Jaw...*cough* moving on.
Nicci = Pesky. BUT THERE IS SOME RAHL!! *loves* On Craig P. OMG! I started watching the "Puppetteer" audio commentary the other day and peeps!! NOTE FROM CRAIG PARKER: "There should be a drinking game for every time someone notices we reuse a set." LULZ! I've grown to love the Craigs more than I did before. Because according to Jess Marais, Craig H is the "Toasted Sandwich KING!" HAHAHAHA.
Team Awesome! (Minus 55% of the awesome. HAH. Cara is 35% Richie and Zedd make up the remaining 10% - Okay, maybe Kahlan and Cara can split their 90% 50/50.*shrugs*)
Zedd&Richie: "We need a Princess" - Cara: "Dumdidumdidum..." *blinks* "Oh HELL no!"
LULZ! Cara's facial expressions of WILL NOT PARTICIPATE are epic win! HAHA. "I'm no princess!" We know, sweetie. Richie's more of a princess than you, but he doesn't have the boobs skills to fill out the dress. And pink really doesn't suit his complexion.
Zedd: "You'll be the Princess and he'll be the Prince, because he's got the Prowess and the prowess and I'll be the Duchess."
Cara: "I think we should dig the tunnel."
Richard: *blinks* But he's...blonde. *gulp*
Cara: "You see! You see what your girlfriend has gotten us into. I DON'T LIKE DRESSES!"
Richie: "Zedd, you'll make a dayum ugly woman."
Zedd: "Will not!"
Richie: "Will too!"
Zedd: "Will not! I'm brilliant thespian!"
Richie&Cara: "We're screwed."
Hahaha!! Cara has the best expressions ever! But, in this episode, they're BRILLIANT, beyond awesome. I love her face, so expressive.
Zedd: "You must unlearn everything you know and believe."
Cara: WTF!FACE
Zedd: "You must never speak your mind on any subject but you must always defer to the opinion of your masculine betters."
Cara: "HAH! Foiled Zedd! There is no such thing."
Cara's so smart. She caught him up on the fact that 'Masculine Betters' is totes and Oxy-moron.
Awwww, Princess Diaries transmorgification!!! SO PRETTY!!! (Okies, prepare of a lot of this picspammy to contain copious amounts of Cara in a pink dress. You've been forewarned.)
BRUCE IN A DRESS! Haha, it's so short. He looks funny. *gigglesnort* But on a serious note, Tabby looks so regal!! I couldn't NOT use that cap of her standing there on her own. She looks amazing. And, though as funny as Bruce looks in a dress, I find it harder to ignore how silly Craigy's hair looks blonde, lol.
I took extra care with these caps, because they have multiple meaning. Because she's stunning and gorgeous but she also, as Cara, looks so danged uncomfortable that it makes me laugh. She's so brilliant. And the little jab that Bruce gives her with the fan. Like - "Talk! Damnit!" HAHAH. I'd clam up too, if I had to rhyme. Speaking of which, whoever wrote this episode is made of EPIC CRACKTASTICNESS And obviously reads a hell of a lot of Dr Suess. Booyah!! Cat in the Hat Seeker Style!
Meanwhile, down in the dark, dank prison cell. Kahlan is proving that, if you want to jail the Mother Confessor, leave nothing in her cell that she can BEND INTO A WEAPON! Kahlan - 1, Plate - 0.
This is just made of enough LULZ to deserve it's own cap! HAHAHA, teaching Cara to dance?!?!? Are you mad Zedd?? Although, you are correct, Cara dancing is like a military march. But she so pwetty, nobody's going to notice. And if they do, we'll just get Richie to give ém the goo-goo eyes. You're totes safe.
Countess is PWNED! And Cara didn't even have to speak. Although, when she did - Cara: "When my servants drop things, or grumble or whine. It's never too long before they're back in line."
Margrave: "Tell me how you manage it, Princess."
Cara: "Once, long ago, I was training a slave who endeavoured most stubbornly, not to behave. So I cut off a finger or two with a knife and threatened to murder his child and his wife. Then I stripped him down naked and stapped to a horse, and dragged him through miles of bramble and gorse. Poured salt in his wounds and rolled him in rubble, that was the last time he gave any trouble."
- even the Margrave was a little STUNNED at first. I blinked and then I think I bounced around and wanted to high-five her through the computer! LULZ. That verse is EPIC WIN!!! It's like Dr Suess for the deranged and homicidal! I LUV EEET!!! ♥♥♥ And Tab just lets the words roll off her tongue like she's reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to a four year old. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, Richie. The things that he's willing to suffer for Kahlan. ♥♥. And he kind of just sets himself to it like - I have to do this for Kahlan. And then jumps in whole hog and looks so genuine! LOL. He has to seduce the Margrave's sister...but the Margraves's sister doesn't...well she doesn't look like Kahlan, lets put it that way. And then he's all "OKAY! Let's do this thing. May the spirits protect me." *isactuallyshitscared* LULZ. Mad props, Craig. Mad props.
SEEEEEE! I am capable of giving other characters than Kahlan, gratuitous pretty headshots.
HAHA LOOK AT CRAIG'S LEGS!!and chest.
It's okay bunny, we won't tell Kahlan if you don't. And not just because she'd skin you. She'd also LAUGH AT YOU!
Cara: "THAT'S IT! YOU BOYS SUCK AT THIS ESPIONAGE BULLSHIT! Zedd, you srsly make and UGLY woman. Richie, HAH! You got arrested. It's time to do things MY WAY!"
Zedd: "Without your agiels?"
Cara: "You are for srsly asking that question? I could kill you with my bra. I just choose not to." *mutters under breath* "Creator knows why not."
The actual quote is (because I love it that much): "I don't need magic to make a man beg for mercy."
O.M.F.G.
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There is a reason why the background music in this scene is the same AMAZING AND ORGASMIC Arabian Nights music that was in the background of Kahlan's twin smexing scenes! Wanna know what it is? Because, apparently Cara cutting out the liver of a Shadran is as hot as Kahlan on top and on bottom at the same time! (Am NOT saying that I believe Cara to have surpassed Kahlan in the FABULOUSNESS catagory...I'm a loyalist, we know this.) I will ADORE Kahlan until the end of time. But this scene...*ded*
ARGH SISTERS OF THE LIGHT!!!!! Richie: *hides*
And Kahlan is still chiselling her plate into a finely tuned KILLING MACHINE!! *LOVESHERWITHAPASSION* *willnotmakethighcomments*
Why does it really not surprise me that Cara was the one that managed to get the key? I mean, I know that on the deeper level, this episode was making that exact point. But we know that women totally pwn all. We're aware. Anyone who's not is well...a man. Anywho; so yeah, really not surprised that Cara managed it.
Of course, this is where the GRLPOWA! Really really starts!! Kahlan's killing bitches in her cell, Cara's tearing down the hallway with a dagger and a key and an OMG! KAHLAN I'M GOING TO RESCUE YOU!! (I love that Kahlan doesn't even need rescuing, not really. But the key is...helpful.)
GIRLS FIGHT IN DRESSES AND STILL KICK ASS! I loved how Tab hitches up her skirt before going in for the huge kick. Awesome. And she doesn't even lose her tiara!! That's skill.
BATTLE CRY - "GIRL POWA!!"
I have said this time and time again. Yes, we love Richie, he's adorb. We love Zedd...he's a sweet old codger. But when it comes down to the fundementals. When it comes down to the backbone of team awesome - CARA AND KAHLAN REALLY DO NOT NEED THE BOYS! Lol. Armies would pale before them. They are BAD. ASS. And hehe, how awesome was Kahlan's greeting - *throws sword* and gets straight down to cutting up the sisters of the dark! Not even a "Hi Cara, pretty dress. Noice timing." I ♥ this show. *boogies* And hey, Nicci jumped out the window, but that's A-okay because we know that eventually, she's going to get her comeupance. *nods* Nasty wee bugger.
And just in case anyone was thinking - "But awwww! Kahlan missed out on all the crack!!" *whines* Oh contraire. She gets to MAKE FUN OF THE CRACK. And it's the most adorable thing EVER! I think, actually, this is the most Bridget we've ever seen in Kahlan. But it's so cute that I can't possibly fault a moment of it. It's gloriously adorable. It's like Kahlan's home and she's all - "This is my family! I found them all on my own. It's small, broken. But still good. *sigh* Yah, still good."
CUTEST. CAP. EVER.
"*deep sigh* Yaaaah. Still good."
Awww, it's also cuteness how Bruce is the only one that makes Bridget look short. Hell, he makes everyone look short, but it's cute when it's Bridget. (Because the others are short, ROFL)
The end. Picspams totally kill me. Hehehe. It's 12:23pm and I really need to pee. But you didn't really need to know that. *hugsall*
(Edit: Please do not steal my caps. It took me a lot of time and effort and hard work to edit them. If you'd like an icon made out of any, just ask and I'll be happy to do it. But please don't steal them.)
Gah, those pesky Sister's of the Dark are at it again?! And, aw man, Nicci? I thought we were done with her? Yes, "Perdition" was tres fab. But I was happy to be done with Nicci. And where the heck did they buy themselves a Mord'Sith?!?!? Oh, yah...they work for the keeper, Rahl works for the keeper, all Mord'Sith but Cara work for Rahl. So I guess it's, the boss of my boss is my...boss.
HAHAHAHAHAHAA! Why does it not surprise me that these badass girls are doing the heavy lifting while the boys sample the soup. LULZ. That's hilarious. And Cara's chopping prowess, noice. It's good to see that she bends at the knees. There she is, complaining about the big strong men making her chop wood and Kahlan's just off there, dragging her firewood and keeping her lips together. It's too funny anyway, isn't it Kahlan? You're just happy to listen in and gigglesnort.
OMG!!! Kahlan's getting kidnapped by the flying monkeysGars! OMG, how I wish Gratch were around just now. *snuggles* Gratch. He'd have saved her. But awww, Richie looks tewwified and Cara!! Look at Cara's face! It's in the eyes, she's generally scared for her Bestie.
I think that, this actually conveys what the book refers to as Kahlan's "Confessor's Face" that face that she wears when she looks strong and emotionless. She just looks epic right there, standing there with her hands in shackles and her chin high. Such poise, even in irons. Kudos girl. The Margrave doesn't look like he's shitting himself scared yet...oh boy, if you're not scared yet, doodie, you should be. *shakeshead*
Of course, Kahlan's not going to go down to the dirty prison, the home of frizzy hair and indigestion inducing slops, without breaking a few jaws and cracking a few ribs first. And awwwwww! "You're a fool if you think the Seeker's not going to find me!" - Honey, he is a fool, we already know this. He kidnapped you.
RUN HORSEIES RUNNN!!! They'll get there Kahlan, just hang on!!!
Hold up! The BadASS Mother Confessor has arrived!! I love the constant references to just how super!important Kahlan is. She's like, Queen of the world!! (before anyone thinks to get up on their high horse and correct me for that one, I know she's not "Queen of the World" because she's proven to be more than a queen and it's not the world, it's the Midlands, but you get my point. Lol)
"I'm Kahlan Amnell, the Mother Confessor and the only laws in the Midlands are the ones I enforce."
I love that!!! I don't know why I love her hair in this moment, it's frizzy and looks knotted, but then it also looks really cool! Maybe because it looks more full than knotted...nevermind.
PRETTY. Hair. Jaw...*cough* moving on.
Nicci = Pesky. BUT THERE IS SOME RAHL!! *loves* On Craig P. OMG! I started watching the "Puppetteer" audio commentary the other day and peeps!! NOTE FROM CRAIG PARKER: "There should be a drinking game for every time someone notices we reuse a set." LULZ! I've grown to love the Craigs more than I did before. Because according to Jess Marais, Craig H is the "Toasted Sandwich KING!" HAHAHAHA.
Team Awesome! (Minus 55% of the awesome. HAH. Cara is 35% Richie and Zedd make up the remaining 10% - Okay, maybe Kahlan and Cara can split their 90% 50/50.*shrugs*)
Zedd&Richie: "We need a Princess" - Cara: "Dumdidumdidum..." *blinks* "Oh HELL no!"
LULZ! Cara's facial expressions of WILL NOT PARTICIPATE are epic win! HAHA. "I'm no princess!" We know, sweetie. Richie's more of a princess than you, but he doesn't have the boobs skills to fill out the dress. And pink really doesn't suit his complexion.
Zedd: "You'll be the Princess and he'll be the Prince, because he's got the Prowess and the prowess and I'll be the Duchess."
Cara: "I think we should dig the tunnel."
Richard: *blinks* But he's...blonde. *gulp*
Cara: "You see! You see what your girlfriend has gotten us into. I DON'T LIKE DRESSES!"
Richie: "Zedd, you'll make a dayum ugly woman."
Zedd: "Will not!"
Richie: "Will too!"
Zedd: "Will not! I'm brilliant thespian!"
Richie&Cara: "We're screwed."
Hahaha!! Cara has the best expressions ever! But, in this episode, they're BRILLIANT, beyond awesome. I love her face, so expressive.
Zedd: "You must unlearn everything you know and believe."
Cara: WTF!FACE
Zedd: "You must never speak your mind on any subject but you must always defer to the opinion of your masculine betters."
Cara: "HAH! Foiled Zedd! There is no such thing."
Cara's so smart. She caught him up on the fact that 'Masculine Betters' is totes and Oxy-moron.
Awwww, Princess Diaries transmorgification!!! SO PRETTY!!! (Okies, prepare of a lot of this picspammy to contain copious amounts of Cara in a pink dress. You've been forewarned.)
BRUCE IN A DRESS! Haha, it's so short. He looks funny. *gigglesnort* But on a serious note, Tabby looks so regal!! I couldn't NOT use that cap of her standing there on her own. She looks amazing. And, though as funny as Bruce looks in a dress, I find it harder to ignore how silly Craigy's hair looks blonde, lol.
I took extra care with these caps, because they have multiple meaning. Because she's stunning and gorgeous but she also, as Cara, looks so danged uncomfortable that it makes me laugh. She's so brilliant. And the little jab that Bruce gives her with the fan. Like - "Talk! Damnit!" HAHAH. I'd clam up too, if I had to rhyme. Speaking of which, whoever wrote this episode is made of EPIC CRACKTASTICNESS And obviously reads a hell of a lot of Dr Suess. Booyah!! Cat in the Hat Seeker Style!
Meanwhile, down in the dark, dank prison cell. Kahlan is proving that, if you want to jail the Mother Confessor, leave nothing in her cell that she can BEND INTO A WEAPON! Kahlan - 1, Plate - 0.
This is just made of enough LULZ to deserve it's own cap! HAHAHA, teaching Cara to dance?!?!? Are you mad Zedd?? Although, you are correct, Cara dancing is like a military march. But she so pwetty, nobody's going to notice. And if they do, we'll just get Richie to give ém the goo-goo eyes. You're totes safe.
Countess is PWNED! And Cara didn't even have to speak. Although, when she did - Cara: "When my servants drop things, or grumble or whine. It's never too long before they're back in line."
Margrave: "Tell me how you manage it, Princess."
Cara: "Once, long ago, I was training a slave who endeavoured most stubbornly, not to behave. So I cut off a finger or two with a knife and threatened to murder his child and his wife. Then I stripped him down naked and stapped to a horse, and dragged him through miles of bramble and gorse. Poured salt in his wounds and rolled him in rubble, that was the last time he gave any trouble."
- even the Margrave was a little STUNNED at first. I blinked and then I think I bounced around and wanted to high-five her through the computer! LULZ. That verse is EPIC WIN!!! It's like Dr Suess for the deranged and homicidal! I LUV EEET!!! ♥♥♥ And Tab just lets the words roll off her tongue like she's reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to a four year old. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
Oh, Richie. The things that he's willing to suffer for Kahlan. ♥♥. And he kind of just sets himself to it like - I have to do this for Kahlan. And then jumps in whole hog and looks so genuine! LOL. He has to seduce the Margrave's sister...but the Margraves's sister doesn't...well she doesn't look like Kahlan, lets put it that way. And then he's all "OKAY! Let's do this thing. May the spirits protect me." *isactuallyshitscared* LULZ. Mad props, Craig. Mad props.
SEEEEEE! I am capable of giving other characters than Kahlan, gratuitous pretty headshots.
HAHA LOOK AT CRAIG'S LEGS!!and chest.
It's okay bunny, we won't tell Kahlan if you don't. And not just because she'd skin you. She'd also LAUGH AT YOU!
Cara: "THAT'S IT! YOU BOYS SUCK AT THIS ESPIONAGE BULLSHIT! Zedd, you srsly make and UGLY woman. Richie, HAH! You got arrested. It's time to do things MY WAY!"
Zedd: "Without your agiels?"
Cara: "You are for srsly asking that question? I could kill you with my bra. I just choose not to." *mutters under breath* "Creator knows why not."
The actual quote is (because I love it that much): "I don't need magic to make a man beg for mercy."
O.M.F.G.
fjfll;jklu;
f;ijniulmbhuhbllo
l,fvnxi
olskmlwsifhn;l
k;loj.;lkij
There is a reason why the background music in this scene is the same AMAZING AND ORGASMIC Arabian Nights music that was in the background of Kahlan's twin smexing scenes! Wanna know what it is? Because, apparently Cara cutting out the liver of a Shadran is as hot as Kahlan on top and on bottom at the same time! (Am NOT saying that I believe Cara to have surpassed Kahlan in the FABULOUSNESS catagory...I'm a loyalist, we know this.) I will ADORE Kahlan until the end of time. But this scene...*ded*
ARGH SISTERS OF THE LIGHT!!!!! Richie: *hides*
And Kahlan is still chiselling her plate into a finely tuned KILLING MACHINE!! *LOVESHERWITHAPASSION* *willnotmakethighcomments*
Why does it really not surprise me that Cara was the one that managed to get the key? I mean, I know that on the deeper level, this episode was making that exact point. But we know that women totally pwn all. We're aware. Anyone who's not is well...a man. Anywho; so yeah, really not surprised that Cara managed it.
Of course, this is where the GRLPOWA! Really really starts!! Kahlan's killing bitches in her cell, Cara's tearing down the hallway with a dagger and a key and an OMG! KAHLAN I'M GOING TO RESCUE YOU!! (I love that Kahlan doesn't even need rescuing, not really. But the key is...helpful.)
GIRLS FIGHT IN DRESSES AND STILL KICK ASS! I loved how Tab hitches up her skirt before going in for the huge kick. Awesome. And she doesn't even lose her tiara!! That's skill.
BATTLE CRY - "GIRL POWA!!"
I have said this time and time again. Yes, we love Richie, he's adorb. We love Zedd...he's a sweet old codger. But when it comes down to the fundementals. When it comes down to the backbone of team awesome - CARA AND KAHLAN REALLY DO NOT NEED THE BOYS! Lol. Armies would pale before them. They are BAD. ASS. And hehe, how awesome was Kahlan's greeting - *throws sword* and gets straight down to cutting up the sisters of the dark! Not even a "Hi Cara, pretty dress. Noice timing." I ♥ this show. *boogies* And hey, Nicci jumped out the window, but that's A-okay because we know that eventually, she's going to get her comeupance. *nods* Nasty wee bugger.
And just in case anyone was thinking - "But awwww! Kahlan missed out on all the crack!!" *whines* Oh contraire. She gets to MAKE FUN OF THE CRACK. And it's the most adorable thing EVER! I think, actually, this is the most Bridget we've ever seen in Kahlan. But it's so cute that I can't possibly fault a moment of it. It's gloriously adorable. It's like Kahlan's home and she's all - "This is my family! I found them all on my own. It's small, broken. But still good. *sigh* Yah, still good."
CUTEST. CAP. EVER.
"*deep sigh* Yaaaah. Still good."
Awww, it's also cuteness how Bruce is the only one that makes Bridget look short. Hell, he makes everyone look short, but it's cute when it's Bridget. (Because the others are short, ROFL)
The end. Picspams totally kill me. Hehehe. It's 12:23pm and I really need to pee. But you didn't really need to know that. *hugsall*
(Edit: Please do not steal my caps. It took me a lot of time and effort and hard work to edit them. If you'd like an icon made out of any, just ask and I'll be happy to do it. But please don't steal them.)