⚂ [ p o l y c h r o m a t i c ][ AUDIO [ backdated to this morning... ]

[specifics]

You fucking kidding me?

[ ooc: all answers are annoyed audio, still replying to Vegas tags and others ;; feel free to ignore if it's easier though I know I'm the Turtle that Barely Could...sob..........andnowSoYouThinkYouCanDanceisgoingtobeon utiowjelfsd9uiojkltefsd.... <3 ;;

ALSO OBV V OOC BUT KIND OF NOT, FOR YOUR LAUGHING PLEASURE? I FIND

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[heliolatrous]

What kind of joke would this be?

[specifics]

An ironic one.

[heliolatrous]

How is floating ironic?

[specifics]

Inside joke, sorry.

[ But he doesn't sound all that sorry.... ]

But judging by the network, zero gravity isn't new for you.

[heliolatrous]

[ He probably doesn't understand many non-inside jokes either, sadly. ]

People don't usually float, but this isn't scary. Not for me.

[ He somehow sounds slightly proud. Any way that he thinks he has outsmarted the gods here, he will take. ]

[specifics]

It's not scary for me either.

Just really inconvenient.

[ Another pause as he navigates his way around and through the breakfast bar window toward the fridge. ]

Why're you used to it?

[heliolatrous]

[ Well, Arthur is kind of a joykill! Acting like it's not a big deal either...and he wanted to feel special. ]

Because I'm a god, of course.

[specifics]

Riiiight. Keep forgetting that part.

[ Not really believing you? Again? Well, Arthur is a killjoy...sometimes. Particularly when he's not able to pour coffee...misery loves company, maybe.

Well, figuratively. ]

Feeling more at home today?

[heliolatrous]

...how do you forget that?

[ Well...he succeeded. Insert dramatic sobs here or what have you. ]

It's weird...but it's different because if they fall, they'll probably die.

[specifics]

Slipped my mind between one thing and another.

[ The tone is, as ever, the mild trademark of a Killjoy.]

Probably. And then wake up again 24 hours later.

[heliolatrous]

That shouldn't slip your mind!

[ Sighing. He sounds so very put-upon. ]

They still die.

[specifics]

I'll make a mental note this time.

[ He...won't...really.... ]

Unless they're smart enough to get their feet back on the ground before midnight - or as close to as possible.

[heliolatrous]

Good.

[ So cruel! ]

They probably won't be. It's just how they are.

[specifics]

Some of them, sure.

But not all, unless it's different where you're from.

[heliolatrous]

It's not like I talked to all of them, here or back there.

[specifics]

Why not?

[ ...not that Arthur can talk. He's not exactly a social butterfly himself. ]