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EAMES!!!! That's not yours. Why'm I even bothering? It's Eames. Not like--

Shit. Eames, get down from----

[ An ominous crashing sort of sound which may or may not have been a bookshelf. Fortunately Eames must be an agile child because he wasn't crushed underneath it.... ]

----there.

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Comments

1/ A LOT

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Your shelves aren't very sturdy. Da's are better.

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You could get that looked at.

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Shelving sorts of people!

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How're you going to keep books up there if it doesn't hold me up?

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Unless you plan to just store the papers.

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Enough papers make it rather heavy, eventually.

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Must be a yank thing, no proper shelves.

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Nevermind the bookcase.

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Nevermind that this doesn't look a whole lot like London.

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If you're gonna call me just Eames, it should be Sir Eames, like my da!

1/ ASSUME HE'S INTERJECTING EVERY TIME HE'S ONLY GOOD WITH JAMES AND PHILIPPA OKAY

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They don't need looking at!

[ YOU MIGHT NEED LOOKING AT... ]

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Yeah, well it doesn't need to withstand a .... [ HOW OLD IS THIS KID... ]...kid climbing all over it. Usually.

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Yank thing? Seriously?

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You're disturbingly unconcerned with your own whereabouts.

[ JUST IN CASE YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO GET SAID. THERE IS AN ADULT PRESENT. Even if he is like....why....is ...it....me.... ]

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Not like there was a white van involved or candy. But still.

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[ HE SPUTTERS.... ] Sir?