commoner's coffee I. host
[Upon awaking and finding herself in an unfamiliar night gown, Haruhi was of course confused. Except, perhaps not to the extent some people are when awaking in Mayfield. Confused, sure, but oddly calm. She's weird that way, and by half-way through she's grown irritated a bit.
Eventually she finds the phone. Click.]
Wha--?
[After a minute she's going to further assume this is some weird joke from the Hosts. ]
Damn it. You guys, this isn't funny. Didn't I already say I didn't have a passport?
You can just go kidnapping people and taking them to other countries! I swear if I somehow get arrested for this you can forget about the debt.
If you're trying to say this is how "commoner" Americans live, I'm not buying it. Stop hiding now so we can go home.
[And the phone is put down with a grumbled "damn rich people".]
Eventually she finds the phone. Click.]
Wha--?
[After a minute she's going to further assume this is some weird joke from the Hosts. ]
Damn it. You guys, this isn't funny. Didn't I already say I didn't have a passport?
You can just go kidnapping people and taking them to other countries! I swear if I somehow get arrested for this you can forget about the debt.
If you're trying to say this is how "commoner" Americans live, I'm not buying it. Stop hiding now so we can go home.
[And the phone is put down with a grumbled "damn rich people".]