Sparkling vampires and pink mermaids
Nothing quite compares with the sheer beauty that is the movie Twilight.
Afterwards, we ate raw food and I drank a smoothie called Pink Mermaid, which would supposedly spice up my sex life. Then my chair started to vibrate.
Then we went to an underground mafioso bar, of which she is a member, which had a dog, plenty of wood veneer and laminated posters of James Dean pinned to the ceiling. It doesn't get any more romantic than that. And besides, she had garlic breath and I have coldsores.
Afterwards, we ate raw food and I drank a smoothie called Pink Mermaid, which would supposedly spice up my sex life. Then my chair started to vibrate.
Then we went to an underground mafioso bar, of which she is a member, which had a dog, plenty of wood veneer and laminated posters of James Dean pinned to the ceiling. It doesn't get any more romantic than that. And besides, she had garlic breath and I have coldsores.