Back in the Saddle again
Okay, so most of my friends know that I like a good practical joke every once in a while and have been known to pull them on the guys living (or used to live, I should say) together in a house here in Fort Wayne. Well, my friend Russ, who owns the house where all the guys lived, got married last weekend and so with that, I thought that my prank days at that place were over. I was wrong.
After church last night, my friend Joel approached me and asked me if I would help vandalize Russ' house before he and his new bride came back from their honeymoon. I must say, it was just like old times. Joel and I, along with his roommate JT, and our friends Byron, Lisa, and Kyle, totally redecorated the inside of the house. We strung toilet paper, streamers, and paper towels throughout the house, put goldfish in the toilets and blender, took all the pictures from downstairs and switched them with the pictures upstairs, and rearranged all their cupboards. We also hung a huge American flag over the banister and parked Russ' car in the garage sideways, and placed a bidet in their living room (Russ had it in the attic for some reason).
But that's not all we did. My friend Byron re-programed their V chip on their TV to only allow PG ratings which will surely make Russ very mad (mostly because he'll have no clue how to reprogram it. We also found a serving tray that had pictures of them in it so we replaced them with pictures of us in the house. There's a group shot of us on the bed, one of Lisa and I looking innocent, one of Joel pretending to use the bidet and one of the guys in the shower (that one was scary). Lisa and I also went to Kroger to pick up some condoms and K-Y jelly but thought it too expensive for a joke so we opted for Vaseline and "Stretch and Seal" plastic wrap instead (we laughed for hours about that one) and placed it on their bed.
There is so much more that we did to that house. Poor Monica, Russ' new wife, is going to be so mad at us when she sees all we did to her new home. I would love to be a fly on the wall when they arrive back and see what has happened. One thing is for sure, though: when I eventually get married, I am going to make sure I am no longer living in the state of Indiana with those people because revenge will be forthcoming!
After church last night, my friend Joel approached me and asked me if I would help vandalize Russ' house before he and his new bride came back from their honeymoon. I must say, it was just like old times. Joel and I, along with his roommate JT, and our friends Byron, Lisa, and Kyle, totally redecorated the inside of the house. We strung toilet paper, streamers, and paper towels throughout the house, put goldfish in the toilets and blender, took all the pictures from downstairs and switched them with the pictures upstairs, and rearranged all their cupboards. We also hung a huge American flag over the banister and parked Russ' car in the garage sideways, and placed a bidet in their living room (Russ had it in the attic for some reason).
But that's not all we did. My friend Byron re-programed their V chip on their TV to only allow PG ratings which will surely make Russ very mad (mostly because he'll have no clue how to reprogram it. We also found a serving tray that had pictures of them in it so we replaced them with pictures of us in the house. There's a group shot of us on the bed, one of Lisa and I looking innocent, one of Joel pretending to use the bidet and one of the guys in the shower (that one was scary). Lisa and I also went to Kroger to pick up some condoms and K-Y jelly but thought it too expensive for a joke so we opted for Vaseline and "Stretch and Seal" plastic wrap instead (we laughed for hours about that one) and placed it on their bed.
There is so much more that we did to that house. Poor Monica, Russ' new wife, is going to be so mad at us when she sees all we did to her new home. I would love to be a fly on the wall when they arrive back and see what has happened. One thing is for sure, though: when I eventually get married, I am going to make sure I am no longer living in the state of Indiana with those people because revenge will be forthcoming!