MiB File B01 [Video]

Jan 09, 2011 16:28

[As the screen comes on, an amused looking Jay sits back and folds his hands on the desk, greeting the camera much like some sort of news anchor. He's in his usual funeral-appropriate suit, gently tucking his glasses away inside the jacket.]

Good evening, ladies and gents! Now, try not to crowd, because the infamous Agent J is here and I'm sure you've heard all about me.

[His posture becomes a little less rigid, plastered smile falling away and lifting an accusing brow.]

...which is how I'd normally introduce myself, but it seems I kind of walked in during the middle of some crazy ass Mardi Gras party. Since I didn't bring any beads, I'll just be doing my own thing and leave ya'll to do...whatever it is ya'll do.

[He frowns, wrinkling up his nose and shaking his head.]

Because...damn.

Anyway, as I said I'm Agent Jay, spelled as in the letter J. I seem to have misplaced my partner but I'm sure he's handling himself just fine and will be beside himself. Which is to say I'm joking, the man is never beside himself unless he's having an out-of-body experience.

this is why jay has no friends, this is how jay makes friends

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