013 conspiracies uncovered

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[Scully stands on an elaborate stage, dressed either as a stage magician or a tap dancer -- it's really kind of hard to tell. She has a fancy ass cane that she leans on languidly, looking out at the audience with a confident, almost smug, air. Mulder stands a step behind her, grinning cutely at the audience and occassionally throwing a flirtatious wink. A large banner above her reads: "THE AMAZING SCULLDEENI -- WORLD'S GREATEST MAGICIAN!"]

Are you ready to be amazed?

[ooc: Mulder there with permission of mun. Action for anyone who wants to see a few tricks! EDIT: I need to do dishes and then I'm having a celebration dinner with friends, so I'll tag everyone when I get back later tonight.]