009 conspiracies uncovered

[specialagentgf]

[Email Sent to All Biology Students]

A reminder that your final exams are due in my inbox no later than 7 pm today. I extended the deadline from 5 -- use it wisely.

Dr. Scully

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Comments

[shihondaikirei]

You aren't going to have them hand in their dissection assignments like the last teacher, are you? I was listening to essays about that train wreck for ages.

[[Affected Creative Writing]]

[specialagentgf]

No, all dissections are done with me in the lab. This was a simple short answer exam.

[shihondaikirei]

Oh good. Excellent.

If I heard one more:

Tape them on paper
The science teacher is gross
Frog parts in the box

I was going to give the class a descending grading curve.

[specialagentgf]

That...is rather disturbing. I can certainly see why he or she was fired.

[shihondaikirei]

Unfortunately, they didn't catch on until the fetal pig fiasco....

[specialagentgf]

...the fetal pig fiasco?

[shihondaikirei]

....

After being told that they needed to turn in their findings via the mail box method, the jocks in the senior class... well..

They decided to 'hang' a pig in the teacher's lounge.. with it's own entrails.

[specialagentgf]